Ever wondered how you would fare in the Knightmare Dungeon? Try our fiendish quiz to find out.
1. You find yourself in the centre of a maze of tunnels when suddenly you hear the eerie sound of a horn. Do you:
- Get out as fast as you can?
- Look for a goblin to guide you out?
- Join in on your tin whistle?
2. You are cunningly holding a spyglass and eavesdropping on Lord Fear, all at once his eyes start to glow blood red. Do you:
- Quickly put down the glass before he traces you?
- Keep looking in case any other bits of him turn red?
- Make a note to send him some eye drops?
3. Ah Wok has climbed onto his stall and is waving his arms about like a mad man shouting, "Lun for your rife!!". Do you:
- Run for your life!?
- Wave back, you wouldn't want to seem rude?
- Regret falling asleep in the Language Labs at school?
4. In the depths of the forest, on a tree stump you discover a magic potion, a loaf of bread, a scroll and a gold bar, do you:
- Put the bread in your knapsack; open the scroll and read it then take away the magic potion and the gold bar?
- Put the gold bar in your knapsack; Open the magic potion then take away the bread and the scroll?
- Put the knapsack on your head, swallow the magic potion and then have a lie down?
5. Having successfully conjured the Samurai warrior, he is now getting in your way and you want him to disappear, do you:
- Shout "dispell - I A R U M A S!"?
- Smile, thank him and hope that he will go away of his own accord?
- Try to remember your judo moves?
6. You meet Smirkenorff and you desperately need a flight to the next level, do you:
- Flatter him and offer him a dragon mint?
- Leap on his back and kick him firmly in the flanks?
- Ask directions to the Airport?
7. Out of a dark corridor appears a patrolling Frightknight brandishing a sword, do you:
- Hide in the shadows and wait for an opportunity to sneak past unnoticed?
- Challenge him to a duel?
- Ask him if he would mind autographing your T-shirt?
8. Treguard warns you that your Life-force is dangerously low, do you:
- Look around for food to put in your knapsack?
- Turn off all the lights to save energy.
- Go home for a good night's sleep, you'll feel better in the morning.
How did you score?
a = 5 points; b = 2 points; c = 1 point
Now add up all your points;
- Less than 10 - Are you sure you are on this planet?!
- Between 10 and 30 - Are you sure you are watching the right programme? This really is a nightmare!
- Between 30 and 40 - Not really good enough, you'll have to sharpen your wits if you want to become a worthy opponent to Lord Fear.
- Between 40 and 50 - We salute you! First Class Dungeoneer material! Better get that helmet off before your head swells too much.
- Over 50 - Cheat!!!
Hordriss found Sidriss in her bedroom in floods of tears.
"What on earth is the matter daughter?" he asked, anxiously. "I've just had a letter from Ridolfo", she sobbed, "and he's only put two kisses on the bottom!"
"I hate being double crossed!"