Only one. Faaaaaaaaaaaar too much intelligence and good taste to require more.
No, it's not funny, but I still think most people on the forum will like it anyway.
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GrandDizzy wrote:Man goes to the doctor: "Doctor, doctor! There's something seriously wrong with me. First, all my hair fell out, then I started losing my skin, and now even my bones are crumbling away!"
"Don't worry," says the Doctor, "I've seen this on Knightmare. As long as you have one eyeball left, you'll be fine. Here, have a banana."
GrandDizzy wrote:Eddie Van Halen recently released a pop album, but fans hated it, forcing him to return to his musical roots. Eddie was quoted as saying: "Rock I was, rock I now become."
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