Parody of Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me by U2

[Drassil]

Lord Fear dares the Powers that Be to do to him what he endured at the ends of Series 5-8. Based on Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me by U2 (1995). Video, lyrics

I don't know how I took it
I just know what I got
Aesandre froze the dungeons: I got icicles of snot
With the frightknights in my ice cube
I'm a star

Dragon I named Red Death
Coming for Treguard
A lightning rod? Oh screw it
Now he's badly charred
I've a headache, need a new lair
I'll go far

Oh no, I'm not shy
I'll get out of each bind
Troll me, chill me, dis me, grill me

I sent Bulstrode up to Dunshelm
For Series 7's bout
Believing in myself and not in Treguard having clout
Oh - a big smash
Here comes another crash
Bah

Revenge I will cry
I'm here, come and try
Troll me, chill me, dis me, grill me

He wants me to surrender
To his Powers that Be
Who dispensed with proper quests so they can skip to Level 3
Does he get a kick
From appearing thick?
I'm the star
Tim Child

Of course you can spy
I don't have to deny you
Troll me, chill me, dis me, grill me

[Canadanne]

Hahah... the title lyric in particular made me chortle.