Parody of One Of Us by ABBA

[Drassil]

Based on One Of Us by ABBA (1981). Video, lyrics

They passed me by, all of those necromancers
There was no way to tune in for my rightful answers
A dungeoneer, getting clues wasn't easy
Until there came a new foe
When Lord Fear joined the show
Now his plans are also ours to know

Four of us are spying
There's no magnifying
Save for watchers' dread
Staring in the spyglass
Listening until his eyes turn red
(Though it looks alarming, not sure that it's harming)
Hear his henchmen toady
Get a causeway code we
Need so I don't fall
Somehow thanks to magic, we see into his pool
Or in Series 5, his crystal ball

It's safe to spy thanks to delayed reaction
It takes him minutes to pick up the hated infraction
Just like Tim Child, his middle name is Maurice
Each time his scheming will flow
And we're hearing him crow
Then it changes: suddenly he'll know...