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Re:Knightmare Limericks
Was the home of Ridolfo, a lone bard
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Re:Knightmare Limericks
but when parts of his Lute....
There are but 2 rules in this realm:-
1) He who sees first is the winner...
2) He who is seen first is toast...
1) He who sees first is the winner...
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Were destroyed by a boot,
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A dusty old rag & bone yard
Was the home of Ridolfo, a lone bard
but when parts of his Lute....
Were destroyed by a boot,
he got by with an invisable-stone shard.
Was the home of Ridolfo, a lone bard
but when parts of his Lute....
Were destroyed by a boot,
he got by with an invisable-stone shard.
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There was a young maid named Melly...
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Whose frequent appearance on telly
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Drove Treguard To Hell
Treguard: "Ooh.. nasty. Still, We Can Have A Toilet Break Now - I'm Bursting!"
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So he jumped down a well
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Lubricated with mineral jelly!
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There was a strong lady named Gundrada,
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Who Smelled Strongly Of Larger
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Noting this, Hands and Mace
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...Tried to kiss her 'Sweet' face....
There are but 2 rules in this realm:-
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2) He who is seen first is toast...
1) He who sees first is the winner...
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Whereupon they learned no one slaps harder.
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Whilst Lillith was making a potion
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