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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by Drassil » Tue Sep 06, 2005 3:40 pm

Was the home of Ridolfo, a lone bard
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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by Snowcat » Tue Sep 06, 2005 11:58 pm

but when parts of his Lute....
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1) He who sees first is the winner...
2) He who is seen first is toast...

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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by Thanatos » Fri Sep 09, 2005 12:10 am

Were destroyed by a boot,
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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by Mashibinbin » Sat Sep 10, 2005 12:48 pm

A dusty old rag & bone yard
Was the home of Ridolfo, a lone bard
but when parts of his Lute....
Were destroyed by a boot,
he got by with an invisable-stone shard.
Carpe Diem - sieze the moment.

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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by GranitasIsCute » Wed Sep 14, 2005 6:53 pm

There was a young maid named Melly...
AKA Ross 'Raven's Eye' Thompson
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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by Thanatos » Thu Sep 15, 2005 1:08 am

Whose frequent appearance on telly
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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by TuragaNuju » Thu Sep 15, 2005 7:25 am

Drove Treguard To Hell
Treguard: "Ooh.. nasty. Still, We Can Have A Toilet Break Now - I'm Bursting!"

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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by Billy » Thu Sep 15, 2005 7:59 am

So he jumped down a well

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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by HarveyTowers » Thu Sep 15, 2005 9:54 am

Lubricated with mineral jelly!




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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by GranitasIsCute » Sat Sep 17, 2005 12:44 pm

There was a strong lady named Gundrada,
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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by TuragaNuju » Sat Sep 17, 2005 9:26 pm

Who Smelled Strongly Of Larger
Treguard: "Ooh.. nasty. Still, We Can Have A Toilet Break Now - I'm Bursting!"

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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by Thanatos » Sun Sep 18, 2005 12:58 pm

Noting this, Hands and Mace
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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by Snowcat » Mon Sep 19, 2005 3:10 pm

...Tried to kiss her 'Sweet' face....
There are but 2 rules in this realm:-
1) He who sees first is the winner...
2) He who is seen first is toast...

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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by Thanatos » Mon Sep 19, 2005 4:28 pm

Whereupon they learned no one slaps harder.
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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by dontyoulikemypie » Thu Sep 22, 2005 4:09 pm

Whilst Lillith was making a potion

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