Knightmare Character Jobs
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Knightmare Character Jobs
If the characters of Knightmare were in the real world what jobs would they have?
Example...
I can imagine Treguard as a driving instructor
- the only way is onwards there is no turning back as you are in a one-way street.
- your exit lies ahead of you but a broken down vehical guards your exit.
- warning team temporal roadworks approaching
That should give you an idea of what I mean.
Example...
I can imagine Treguard as a driving instructor
- the only way is onwards there is no turning back as you are in a one-way street.
- your exit lies ahead of you but a broken down vehical guards your exit.
- warning team temporal roadworks approaching
That should give you an idea of what I mean.
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Skarkill would make a great Bailiff, perhaps.
Or Majida as a health and safety officer, "Ees too dangerous!!"
Or Hordriss as a school teacher/headmaster.
Can anyone think of any others?
Or Majida as a health and safety officer, "Ees too dangerous!!"
Or Hordriss as a school teacher/headmaster.
Can anyone think of any others?
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I think Treguard would be presenting BBC2's "Restoration" program
" Dunshelm Castle has been closed to the public since 1995 ..."
"Built upon a set of sewers, overran with Miremen and suffering from troll-king damage, the Black Tower of Goth like all our buildings is supported by a group of voulunteers. This is Mr T. Lissard, himself currently suffering from dryrot..."
" Dunshelm Castle has been closed to the public since 1995 ..."
"Built upon a set of sewers, overran with Miremen and suffering from troll-king damage, the Black Tower of Goth like all our buildings is supported by a group of voulunteers. This is Mr T. Lissard, himself currently suffering from dryrot..."
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Elita: Presenting the weakest link
"...you are the weakest link face ache, so push off."
"...you are the weakest link face ache, so push off."
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The troll: security guard
Pickle: funeral director
....come on hes so compassionate!
Pickle: funeral director
....come on hes so compassionate!
The only way is onward, there is no turning back. Oooh nasty, didn't realise the road ended there!
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Lord Fear
Job: Pop Idol Judge.
"You should come with a health warning, Goblin Fodder"
Job: Pop Idol Judge.
"You should come with a health warning, Goblin Fodder"
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Sylvester Hands: child welfare officer
Skarkill: ironmonger
Lissard: elocution tutor
Elita or Cedric: diplomat
Skarkill: ironmonger
Lissard: elocution tutor
Elita or Cedric: diplomat
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Julius Scaramonger & Honesty Bartrum: Politicians
Oracle of Confusion: Spin doctor
Oracle of Confusion: Spin doctor
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As someone currently taking driving lessons, that feels wonderfully appropriate at the minute...The Brollachan wrote: If the characters of Knightmare were in the real world what jobs would they have?
Example...
I can imagine Treguard as a driving instructor
- the only way is onwards there is no turning back as you are in a one-way street.
- your exit lies ahead of you but a broken down vehical guards your exit.
- warning team temporal roadworks approaching
That should give you an idea of what I mean.
In fact, substitute 'broken down vehicle' for 'tree' and you'd have my lesson last Thursday! And no, it wasn't Oakley...
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I stopped taking mine months ago after failing my test for the second time and was told I couldn't splash out on anymore lessons . Anyway Snapper Jack would be one of those police officers that hangs around sometimes in one of my local shopping centres, finding out why kidsies aren't in school.
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*rasps & gloats*Moana Liza wrote: I stopped taking mine months ago after failing my test for the second time and was told I couldn't splash out on anymore lessons . Anyway Snapper Jack would be one of those police officers that hangs around sometimes in one of my local shopping centres, finding out why kidsies aren't in school.
I passed first time - OK so only just, but it was still a pass.
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Hey guys, missed you all... Been trying to find work recently *hugs* What have I missed?
If the only way is onward how would you get home for tea??
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Getorf, I don't want a hug from you
Anyway thought of another character job...
Mrs Grimwold: Child minder or similar
"...welcome to Mrs Grimwold's Day Nursery. Don't worry about Festus he loves children, although he couldn't eat a whole one. SHUT UP FESTUS, GOOD BOY!"
Anyway thought of another character job...
Mrs Grimwold: Child minder or similar
"...welcome to Mrs Grimwold's Day Nursery. Don't worry about Festus he loves children, although he couldn't eat a whole one. SHUT UP FESTUS, GOOD BOY!"
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Brollachan would be wonderful as a Mcdonald's promoter.
"I hunger...So I will have a Big Mac and medium fries, please..."
Or the goblins replacing those dodgy 118 118 geezers.
"I hunger...So I will have a Big Mac and medium fries, please..."
Or the goblins replacing those dodgy 118 118 geezers.
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