Parody of Chains of Love by Erasure

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Parody of Chains of Love by Erasure

Post by Drassil » Sun Sep 22, 2019 4:53 pm

An uncertain dungeoneer is faced with a clue table that includes a glove made of a metal mesh. His advisors encourage him to take it by referring to previous quests such as Series 6 Quest 3 and Series 3 Quest 3. Based on Chains of Love by Erasure (1988). Lyrics, video

How can I decide when there are four things I can choose?
How can I decide which ones get chosen?

Do you remember there was a time
When Lord Fear in the quest was thwarted hand in glove in hand?
He tried to reach out with his talons
Make a grab for Alan
Gauntlet stopped his grab-on

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Throw it down, wear it or hold it
Together we'll take this chain-mail glove
Pick it up, pick it up
Together with one other object, take the chain-mail glove

Do you remember once upon a time
When there were open doors?
A long evasion of Grimwold
And they threw the gauntlet down for Velda
Then Grimwold beheld her
They're hardly Link and Zelda

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Throw it down, wear it or hold it
Together we'll take this chain-mail glove
Pick it up, pick it up
Together with one other object, take the chain-mail glove

Together we'll take this chain-mail glove

How can I be sure when there's a table full of clues?
Why is it the glove which should get chosen?

It could be used to hide a bad scab
Stop things getting madcap
Be the Hand of Atrab

Throw it down, wear it or hold it
Together we'll take this chain-mail glove
Pick it up, pick it up
Together with one other object, take the chain-mail glove...

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