Re:Knightmare Limericks
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Dragon Plate Armor YOu DOnt Needen
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Though the wyrm may seem quirky
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Don't worry about ol' Smirky....
There are but 2 rules in this realm:-
1) He who sees first is the winner...
2) He who is seen first is toast...
1) He who sees first is the winner...
2) He who is seen first is toast...
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That line does rhyme with the one before, but it doesn't fit with the rhyme scheme of a limerick.
This is the limerick with a last line, and a few edits to make it flow a bit better:
If from 'International Departures' you are leaving
Dragon plate armour you won't be needing
Though the wyrm may seem quirky
Don't worry about Smirky
His talent for flying is leading
This is the limerick with a last line, and a few edits to make it flow a bit better:
If from 'International Departures' you are leaving
Dragon plate armour you won't be needing
Though the wyrm may seem quirky
Don't worry about Smirky
His talent for flying is leading
Knightmare: Kid-worthy, Naasty, Inspiring, Groundbreaking, Humorous, Treguard, Mesmerising, Adult-worthy, Rewarding, Essential.
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Re:Knightmare Limericks
Another challenging one to find a trisyllabic rhyme for:
That jolly green dragon named Smirkenorff
That jolly green dragon named Smirkenorff
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Asked Nemanor if he could work a wharf
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You're good at this. Have you thought of writing comic operas?
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Or appearing on 'Countdown' or 'Call my bluff' for that matter???
That jolly green Dragon named Smirkenorff, (I was always thought he was Blue...)
Asked Nemanor if he could work a wharf,
But when a cargo of Firestones.....
That jolly green Dragon named Smirkenorff, (I was always thought he was Blue...)
Asked Nemanor if he could work a wharf,
But when a cargo of Firestones.....
There are but 2 rules in this realm:-
1) He who sees first is the winner...
2) He who is seen first is toast...
1) He who sees first is the winner...
2) He who is seen first is toast...
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Sank, in the highest tones
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That jolly green Dragon named Smirkenorff,
Asked Nemanor if he could work a wharf,
But when a cargo of Firestones.....
Sank, in the highest tones,
Granitas was blamed so had to lurk 'n' morph.
Asked Nemanor if he could work a wharf,
But when a cargo of Firestones.....
Sank, in the highest tones,
Granitas was blamed so had to lurk 'n' morph.
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Re:Knightmare Limericks
That gnarly old guardian Oakley
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Gave the dungeoneer his coat free
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Said the tree troll, "It's yours,
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But you can't have the drawers!
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