Re:Knightmare Limericks
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Re:Knightmare Limericks
That mindless but deadly Automaton
Droned, "Mildread, please do not pour vomit on
My polished ball bearings
Although I'm past caring
I'm moving to Bournemouth, or Honiton."
Droned, "Mildread, please do not pour vomit on
My polished ball bearings
Although I'm past caring
I'm moving to Bournemouth, or Honiton."
Knightmare: Kid-worthy, Naasty, Inspiring, Groundbreaking, Humorous, Treguard, Mesmerising, Adult-worthy, Rewarding, Essential.
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Re:Knightmare Limericks
Right. Something slightly easier:
That smelly old thief known as Hands
That smelly old thief known as Hands
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Re:Knightmare Limericks
That smelly old thief known as Hands
Had a holiday booked to Gdansk
Had a holiday booked to Gdansk
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Re:Knightmare Limericks
He got on the wrong plane
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Re:Knightmare Limericks
It was destined for Spain
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He was all packed for snow, not for sands!
Good night out there; whatever you are!
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Good one Harvey Towers! I think these full Limericks should be displayed together on here!
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I guess I'll start a new one again then!
One day Motley gave up as a jester...
One day Motley gave up as a jester...
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When he ran out of people to pester
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And visted Uncle Fester!
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"Listen, Lissard," said Fear, "to be blunt,
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Re:Knightmare Limericks
So go grab yer net...
There are but 2 rules in this realm:-
1) He who sees first is the winner...
2) He who is seen first is toast...
1) He who sees first is the winner...
2) He who is seen first is toast...
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