Knightmare DVD Petition
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OK! that can be plan F! hehe
Right the other plans are as follows:
Plan A: Petition, slightly boring blahblahblah
Plan B: Marching into Gm HQ behelmeted and yelling 'spellcasting, B.R.I.N.G.O.U.T.A.D.V.D'
For this one we just need a load of Knightmare dungeoneer helmets, the address of the GM HQ and a load of people who don't mind marching around there for a day.
Plan C: Sending A red dragon to Gm HQ to destroy them, I've found this iea a bit of a problem because i can't find any WILLING red dragons, which my burnt fingers prove
Plan D: Sending Starved ferrets into GM HQ, GG and I have talked about the possible implications of this, and although we came to the conclusion that it was impossible to get THAT many ferrets into Granada Towers at once, I have thought of a new idea, involving a catapault and masking tape, but first we have to get a catapault.
Plan E: The creation of a nuclear device to show to and therefore persudae Granada Media to release a DVD, I thought I fusion bomb would be best but am having problems getting the 2 pieces of Uranium as they don't sell in at amazon.co.uk, I haven't tried E-bay but am also masquerading myself as a small middle Eastern county (currently Uzbeckistan) to see if Tony Blair or George Bush will lend me a nuclear weapon.
and finally your plan F: Stuffing ourselves with mushy peas, baked beans, cabbage and onions and bombarding the GM office. I am currently looking into which foods make the most pungent odours so I'll get back to you on that one, ;D
Right the other plans are as follows:
Plan A: Petition, slightly boring blahblahblah
Plan B: Marching into Gm HQ behelmeted and yelling 'spellcasting, B.R.I.N.G.O.U.T.A.D.V.D'
For this one we just need a load of Knightmare dungeoneer helmets, the address of the GM HQ and a load of people who don't mind marching around there for a day.
Plan C: Sending A red dragon to Gm HQ to destroy them, I've found this iea a bit of a problem because i can't find any WILLING red dragons, which my burnt fingers prove
Plan D: Sending Starved ferrets into GM HQ, GG and I have talked about the possible implications of this, and although we came to the conclusion that it was impossible to get THAT many ferrets into Granada Towers at once, I have thought of a new idea, involving a catapault and masking tape, but first we have to get a catapault.
Plan E: The creation of a nuclear device to show to and therefore persudae Granada Media to release a DVD, I thought I fusion bomb would be best but am having problems getting the 2 pieces of Uranium as they don't sell in at amazon.co.uk, I haven't tried E-bay but am also masquerading myself as a small middle Eastern county (currently Uzbeckistan) to see if Tony Blair or George Bush will lend me a nuclear weapon.
and finally your plan F: Stuffing ourselves with mushy peas, baked beans, cabbage and onions and bombarding the GM office. I am currently looking into which foods make the most pungent odours so I'll get back to you on that one, ;D
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Re: Knightmare DVD Petition
Plan G: Since you're doing a degree in Media, you could get a job at Granada and use your considerable feminine charms to make them release it. (This is absolutely the LAST resort, though.)
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There's alos plan N, but its a bit cruel....
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At least you found Red Dragons^_^OK! that can be plan F! hehe
Plan C: Sending A red dragon to Gm HQ to destroy them, I've found this iea a bit of a problem because i can't find any WILLING red dragons, which my burnt fingers prove
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We could always use Jack, but he's a blue dragon...
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Definately a last resort, considering it's gonna take me 3 years to get my degree, then I've gotta get the job at GM and THEN work my way round all the executives, which could take a while.Plan G: Since you're doing a degree in Media, you could get a job at Granada and use your considerable feminine charms to make them release it. (This is absolutely the LAST resort, though.)
I'll make that Plan Z
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And then there's the fact that I'd be insanely jealous.
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I've thought of another 'stan *hunts for countries book*, Tajikistan. I'll compile a list when I find the book and then you could take your pick which one!
Now all I need to do is to find that book. Now where is that book? hmmm!
Now all I need to do is to find that book. Now where is that book? hmmm!
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I've thought of another 'stan *hunts for countries book*, Tajikistan. I'll compile a list when I find the book and then you could take your pick which one!
Now all I need to do is to find that book. Now where is that book? hmmm!
Thanx Marge! It's good to know someone other than myself is devoted to the cause!
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Incidentally, we mean no offense to any countries mentioned.
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No we don't want any repercussion from any extremists now do we!
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especially eminems..RIP
oh...i believe eggy odour is quite repulsive but i dislike eggs myself, hence dont eat them, hence am unsure.
BTW: how we break into GM's air ventilation system?
oh...petiton still good, off to get latest back up
oh...i believe eggy odour is quite repulsive but i dislike eggs myself, hence dont eat them, hence am unsure.
BTW: how we break into GM's air ventilation system?
oh...petiton still good, off to get latest back up
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It's at 975 sigs now!
We are SOOOO close, I can smell that 1000th signature!
Or was that just someone trying out the old mushy peas, baked beans, eggs and onions plan?!
We are SOOOO close, I can smell that 1000th signature!
Or was that just someone trying out the old mushy peas, baked beans, eggs and onions plan?!
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well if our 1000th sig smells like that then im worried
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