U kno sum1's been messing w. the dungeons when...

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> Lord Fear decides to have a nice p*ss in his communications pool
"The alarm, Master! The opposition's tracked them! Oh good grief...look - Lord Fear's frozen Christopher!"
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> Lord Fear decides to have a nice p*ss in his communications pool
LOL, I should have guessed that was coming.
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> Lord Fear decides to have a nice paddle in his communications pool.
Didn't he do that in Series 6 Team 5?
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> Lord Fear decides to have a nice p*ss in his communications pool
LOL ::)
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Lissard goes for a swim in the communications pool
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Even better:

Lissard goes for a swim in the communications pool once Lord Fear's p*ssed in it ;D
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> Lord Fear goes for a nice p*ss in his communications pool, Lissard goes for a swim in it and then gets out and p*sses on Lord Fear!!!
"The alarm, Master! The opposition's tracked them! Oh good grief...look - Lord Fear's frozen Christopher!"
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> Treguard get's breast implants and presents the show in Majida's old outfit

> Pickle turns up in Elita's lederhosen type things

> Teams start wearing suitable clothes

> The team looks through a spyglass to hear a scream, and in time to see Lord Fear dive behind his Communications Pool wearing nothing but a towel saying "NOOOO! I've just got out of the shower! Get out...Don't look at me! I haven't got my make-up on yet!!!"
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HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA i find this amusing
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Oh good. I'm glad. I saw your name under the last replied bit and was actually about to tell you to get the hell outta my topic.
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Mogdred appears in front of the dungeoneer with a large book and quill pen, and asks "Can I help you, kupo?"

(Complete silence)

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When the dungeoneer finally comes face to face with Lord Fear, the opposition whips out a little red and white balls, lobs it at the floor and shouts "Lissardimon! Tuna-Breath attack! Now!"
"The alarm, Master! The opposition's tracked them! Oh good grief...look - Lord Fear's frozen Christopher!"
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When Lord Fear appears to threaten the dungeoneer while wearing tights.

...no, wait, that DID happen in Series 6... *shudders*
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Owing to the lack of Floating phantasms in here...

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The following is an attempt to inject some of the afore mentioned phantasms as a part of Floating Phantasm equal rights. T'is the law, you know... ;D

1: The Floating Phantasm Union decides that their clients are being underpaid, and thus incite strikes, meaning that when you see a skull, sword or anvil onscreen, they are holding up picket signs and yelling "Dungeoneer's go home..."

2: The floating skull is bouncin' around as a basketball, being used in a 5-a-a-side basketball match between the pooka's and the Sword/Anvil team.

3: A Knightmare Skull appears on the front cover of Tim Magazine as the 'hottest skinless head alive'

4: The floating skulls are revealed to actually be hel in the air by metal cables and pulleys.

5: A skull and a Pooka have a brawl onscreen, leaving EVERYONE looking confused...

This has been brought to you, in part, by the Floating Phantasm Organisation, a department of Umbrella Inc.

You may resume your broadcast... ;)
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5: A skull and a Pooka have a brawl onscreen, leaving EVERYONE looking confused...
LOL! hehehehehe that really would be very amusing...
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