Things WE would never say...

[Emii]

NO! *shoves flining cabinet in front of the door*

[Snowcat]

****CLANG****

Ow! Thanks a bunch Emii! (Don't lemme forget, I now owe u a headache...) :p

I only asked....

**** looks around the tiny cupboard for a way out ****

I gotta train to catch...

[Malefact]

"W00t! Hi peeps! LOL! Soz, can't say much coz I'm going clubbing in a mo. Nitemare rox! So long!"

[Emii]

*shoves a nail file under the door, just so Snowcat has a fighting chance*

[Lord_Bob]

Ringmasterrob: Merlin wasn't that bad really, i mean Series 4 ending was a cracking good one.

Lord_Fear: Well actually, that Mogdred was much better as a villain, I've always had a thing for a bloke in a dress

Skarkill: Forget the irons! everyone got bored of my Skarkill imitations ages ago, I've decided to do Fidjit next

Motley: The rules eh? Better make sure I follow these to the letter

HStorm: (just kidding )

Emii: I'm not too bothered the RMR has stolen my 'silly man' phrase, in fact i'm faxing him the copyright papers right now

Snowwie: Well, this thread looks like it doesn't need my unique imagination and hilarious side tracks

Malefact: My KMBS lessons were far too complicated, i've decided to teach "how to hold your wand in 3 easy steps" instead.

Snowcat: You know what, this cupboard is actually rather nice. No need for desperate escape attempts here!

SCOTT901:

Adam Battersby: No blue screens were harmed in the making of my rpg...

[Skarkill]

Skarkill: Forget the irons! everyone got bored of my Skarkill imitations ages ago, I've decided to do Fidjit next.

Have Igot boreing?

[Lord_Bob]

Course not! The joke was more about Fidjit impressions;

Skarkill: I'm not going to put RMR in the irons for calling me boring!

[Billy]

SCOTT901: WHEN AREN'T YOU SHOWING IT

BillyH: There was a HUGE bootsale on yesterday...but meh, couldn't be bothered going.

Knightmaredave: actually i prefer 'oh dear, what a pity' to 'ooh, nasty'.

Alex Smith: The first winning team was...hang on, It's at the back of my head...erm...was...erm...it's coming to me...ah, forget it. Series 1, I think.

[Lord_Bob]

Barry and Co: Knightmare? Yeah we were on that, the show with Pat Sharp and the go karts right?

BVA: The series 8 life force clock was in fact a bramwell tart

HStorm: I wrote a new fan fic and it's available in post it note size! Yes it's really that short!

Emii: My new forum is going to be "Below The School" where you can create a moleperson and engage in fascinating adventures below KMBS!

Lord_Bob: Truth be told, RMR made all of my best posts
(This is true but he'd never say it was!)

Ringmasterrob: I've thought of a great new original character name, 100% cliche free!

[MoanaLiza]

SCOTT901: WHEN AREN'T YOU SHOWING IT

I think that he's actially figured out when it's being shown, but insists on keep reminding everyone when it's on. I guess he thinks we will forget before them, aww bless him !

[darkDescender]

HStorm: "Y'know, I think i'll take a break from making up snarky comments for a while"

Dark Descender: "Stuff Skarkill! Raptor was way better than him!"

Skarkill: "I say, do you mind awfuly if I put my irons on you?