Knightmare adverts

[Moocowthingy]

Which Knightmare charecters do you think would be good at advertising certain products?.  I'll set the ball rolling.

Treguard advertising Bryl cream

Mildread demonstrating Stanah stairlifts to level 1

Hordriss for new Bella colour red streaking

The Boatman ......... Tunes

*Me thinks I needed to correct a mistake *
Over to you

[Snowwiewolf]

Hmmm.... Festus advertising Pedigree dog food?
(sorry thats the only one I could think of....)

[Thanatos]

"Protect your sight from the sun's blinding rays with the new Eye Shield!"

[Velda]

Sly Hands - Daz/Persil/Surf washing powder!  Well, he's in need of a wash, hehe!  And if he does this advert, his dirty old robes will be replaced with clean, fresh new ones!

[MPK]

For some reason, I just thought of Lord Fear doing a commercial for one of those Ab-belt type thingys!

"Im wearing one right now!" :o

[Emii]

*cracks up*

"You can bearly see it under my metal armour - I can even go shopping for my evil purposes in it, and it tones my stomach at the SAME TIME!"

[Snowwiewolf]

The world needs more people like you!  ;D

[Jebstar]

I think treguard could sell eyeliner and fake tan, but I feel bad for saying that because I'm such a fan.  :'(

[Moocowthingy]

Hmmm.... Festus advertising Pedigree dog food?
(sorry thats the only one I could think of....)

As we dont know what Festus looks like maybe Mrs G would be better in the advert.  I can just see the advert now with Mrs G shouting SHUT UP FESTUS all the way through it as she held up different flavoured tins.  The saying at the end could be, 8 out of 10 dirty old bit.ches said thier dog preffered it.

Im actualy finding it quite hard to think of more, maybe its more difficult than I thought.  ONly new one I got is Mellisandra for Persil ( Persil washes whiter ), but thats not even funny .

[Fidjit]

I like my whites white

[GrimaldineGrimwold]

As we dont know what Festus looks like maybe Mrs G would be better in the advert.

Ooh, that does sound nice, dearie. I've been looking for some new TV work since about 1989. Do tell me more.

I can just see the advert now with Mrs G shouting SHUT UP FESTUS all the way through it as she held up different flavoured tins.

Oooh, I think I could remember my lines without too much bother then, dearie.

The saying at the end could be, 8 out of 10 dirty old bit.ches said thier dog preffered it.

Hey, that's harassment, that is. I'm calling the Wolfenden Constabulary. You'd better start running now, dearie. They'll have cordons up at the exits to Level One within the hour.

[Malefact]

Honesty Bartrum flogging mobile phones: "We'll find the right phones for you but don't tell your dad!"

[Dublex]

How about:

Fightknights for an electric can opener device

Lilyth for hosting the new series of the weakest link:

"Ann Robinson you are the weakest link, nice of you to drop by" *podium crumbles into a hole*

Morgdred for wizardly evil Keep fit instruction "Welcome to Morgdreds keep fit play pens.. play forever..."

Last but not least, the Dragon for BA adverts

[Fidjit]

Treguard's Contact Lenses:

"Guarantees you stare capabilities and pallet complexion"

[123Pooka]

There's a chance this kind of topic might have already been done but I couldn't remember:

So who would be good at advertising what?

I'll try and start off on something-

- Lord Fear and eyeshadow. Possible slogan: "I'm gonna MAKE you buy this if its THE LAST THING I DO!"
- Motley: car insurance
- Greystagg: Herbal essence?
- Pickle: strictly come dancing

There must be plenty of others