1991: a monk walks into the antechamber and takes down his cowl to reveal that he's not in fact a monk: he's Mogdred. A year after being dropped from Knightmare, he has returned to insist that it wasn't because he was "annoyingly derivative" (Tim Child): it was because he was too terrifying.
Parodying I'm Too Sexy by Right Said Fred from the same year. Music video
I'm too scary for a monk
Too scary for a monk
I'm here to deceive you
I'm too scary for McGrew
Too scary for McGrew
Down on Level 2
And I'm too scary for the bats
Too scary for the bats
The Dwarf and the cats
And I'm too scary for Morghanna
Too scary for Morghanna
And elves that hide bananas
I'm a Mogdred, you know I am mean
And I do my little turn in the Dungeon
Yeah, in the Dungeon, in the Dungeon, yeah
I do my little turn in the Dungeon
I'm too scary for my Kaa
Too scary for my Kaa
Too scary by far
But not too scary for my shroud
Too scary for my shroud
Shouldn't have been allowed
I'm a Mogdred, you know I am mean
And I do my little turn in the Dungeon
Yeah, in the Dungeon, in the Dungeon, yeah
I phase my giant face in the Dungeon
I'm too scary for my...
Too scary for my...
Too scary for my...
'Cause I'm a Mogdred, you know I am mean
And I do my little turn in the Dungeon
Yeah, in the Dungeon, in the Dungeon, yeah
I place my giant face in the Dungeon
I'm too scary for the skulls
Too scary for the skulls
Poor pushy
Poor pushy skulls
I'm too scary for you lot
Too scary for you lot
You'd better believe it
And I'm too scary for this show
Parody of I'm Too Sexy by Right Said Fred
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Parody of I'm Too Sexy by Right Said Fred
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Re: Parody of I'm Too Sexy by Right Said Fred
I enjoyed this one! I can really imagine Mogdred flouncing out of the dungeon singing it!
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