Daft, inconsequential subject for debate

[Fidjit]

Why didn't Julie (Series 3) use the Green gem as a bludgeoning tool in self defence?

Why didn't Martin (of the same series) run forward when Morghanna appeared instead of sitting there like a basking lemon?!

[Gizensha]

Did Lord Fear and Treguard secretly enjoy playing Squash together?

Only as part of The Greater Game.

They didn't do it for fun like Mario and Bowser do with their karting when Bowser isn't kidnapping the princess.

[Naitch]

Who put the Bomp in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp?

[BrotherStrange]

In one quest of Series 7, troll footsteps were used to hurry a dungeoneer up in a dwarf tunnel. How would a troll fit in a dwarf tunnel?

[Gizensha]

In one quest of Series 7, troll footsteps were used to hurry a dungeoneer up in a dwarf tunnel. How would a troll fit in a dwarf tunnel?

Very carefully.

[Elita]

On the timed causeways, (the ones with the Frightknight) why didn't teams ever try running their Dungeoneer right up the middle? If the blocks only drop when the sword hits the dot, I'd imagine most teams could outrun it.

[HStorm]

And why does the helmet on the life force clock have a feather adorning its peak and no horns, when the HoJ has horns and no feather?

[Elita]

What would have happened if the teams had refused to accept the various side-quests of S4 and didn't get the Eye-Shield? Would we have been spared all the pre-recorded sequences, or would it have been instant death?

[HStorm]

And did the branches of trees and bushes in S4 ever hit the Eye-Shield in the eye? Did it ever have to use Optrex after a quest?

[Elita]

Who would ever actually employ an assassin in KM? If they can be scared off by children making loud noises then they couldn't even take someone like Gretel.