Re:Knightmare Limericks
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She got into a strop
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Took her elven shirt off
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And sat down with a big box of Ryvita
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I LOVE it!!!Dark Descender wrote: And sat down with a big box of Ryvita
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There were hard times at home for Fatilla...
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When he met a mad lass called cilla...
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She stole his bandana...
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In such brazen manner
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That he vowed he should blip, blop and kill her!
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OK, here's a challenge (and yes, I can think if at least three rhymes for it and I'm sure the rest of you can manage much better ones - remember, rhymes with only the last syllable or two, as they're unstressed, won't do; groan-inducingly bad rhymes with the last three, on the other hand, are in the best tradition of the genre ):
That mindless but deadly Automaton
That mindless but deadly Automaton
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(How about rhymes with the last four syllables?)
That mindless but deadly Automaton
Droned, "Mildread, please do not pour vomit on
That mindless but deadly Automaton
Droned, "Mildread, please do not pour vomit on
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Although I'm past caring
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Extra credit, sir, extra credit.Drassil wrote: (How about rhymes with the last four syllables?)
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Re:Knightmare Limericks
Not going to finish it off Thanatos?
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