If the characters of Knightmare were in the real world what jobs would they have?
Example...
I can imagine Treguard as a driving instructor
- the only way is onwards there is no turning back as you are in a one-way street.
- your exit lies ahead of you but a broken down vehical guards your exit.
- warning team temporal roadworks approaching
That should give you an idea of what I mean.
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I think Treguard would be presenting BBC2's "Restoration" program
" Dunshelm Castle has been closed to the public since 1995 ..."
"Built upon a set of sewers, overran with Miremen and suffering from troll-king damage, the Black Tower of Goth like all our buildings is supported by a group of voulunteers. This is Mr T. Lissard, himself currently suffering from dryrot..."
The Brollachan wrote:
If the characters of Knightmare were in the real world what jobs would they have?
Example...
I can imagine Treguard as a driving instructor
- the only way is onwards there is no turning back as you are in a one-way street.
- your exit lies ahead of you but a broken down vehical guards your exit.
- warning team temporal roadworks approaching
That should give you an idea of what I mean.
As someone currently taking driving lessons, that feels wonderfully appropriate at the minute...
In fact, substitute 'broken down vehicle' for 'tree' and you'd have my lesson last Thursday! And no, it wasn't Oakley...
I stopped taking mine months ago after failing my test for the second time and was told I couldn't splash out on anymore lessons . Anyway Snapper Jack would be one of those police officers that hangs around sometimes in one of my local shopping centres, finding out why kidsies aren't in school.
The Forum Moana and chief honey pot carrier!
"Come and take a gander at this bit of ugliness"
Moana Liza wrote:
I stopped taking mine months ago after failing my test for the second time and was told I couldn't splash out on anymore lessons . Anyway Snapper Jack would be one of those police officers that hangs around sometimes in one of my local shopping centres, finding out why kidsies aren't in school.
*rasps & gloats*
I passed first time - OK so only just, but it was still a pass.
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Mrs Grimwold: Child minder or similar
"...welcome to Mrs Grimwold's Day Nursery. Don't worry about Festus he loves children, although he couldn't eat a whole one. SHUT UP FESTUS, GOOD BOY!"
Brollachan would be wonderful as a Mcdonald's promoter.
"I hunger...So I will have a Big Mac and medium fries, please..."
Or the goblins replacing those dodgy 118 118 geezers.
"Welcome to one of Mogdred's little playpens, dungeoneer. Play awhile...Play forever! Mwahahahahaha! Mwahahahahahahahaha!!!"
. Anyway Snapper Jack would be one of those police officers that hangs around sometimes in one of my local shopping centres, finding out why kidsies aren't in school.
What have I missed?
