A team fails to pick up a sight potion and as a result they are swiftly killed off by an invisible skeletron
Treguard utters
"well team,
you should've gone to specsavers"
The fireball alley 'short cut' entrance leads to a barber shop instead of the corridor of blades. Hordriss is asking Sidriss for a '3'.
Pickle doesn't shout 'it sees' in series 4 eyeshield scenes, he shouts 'it has an interesting perspective from which you can see all sorts of fascinating phenomenon'
Treguard warns the team of a manifestation,
"caution team, ahmania!!!" (only big brother viewers will get that one)
The only way is onward, there is no turning back. Oooh nasty, didn't realise the road ended there!
A dungeoneer gets dizzy on spin dizzy and actually falls off the bloomin thing. No wait that appeared to almost happen at the start of most series 4 quests.
The Forum Moana and chief honey pot carrier!
"Come and take a gander at this bit of ugliness"
Treguard is replaced as dungeonmaster! :o
Chris Tarrant then appears instead, with a team questing for a million pounds.
Dungeoneer enters level one clueroom: Galgarach appears, but is quickly overcome by Tarrant as he insists he is the one who should ask the questions. The dungeoneer answers all three correctly, and suddenly a cheque for £500 pounds appears on the clue object table. The team then encounter Tarrant's hand (much like Lord Fear's) descending into the chamber and whisking away the cheque. Then a booming voice echoes around the chamber "But we're not going to give you that!"
Level 2: Merlin's chamber has become a 'Who wants to be a millionaire studio', and the team get stuck on a riddle. Tarrant offers them their 'lifeforce lines' 'you can
phone an advisor', '50/50' or ask the wall monsters.
The dungeoneer opts to ask the wall monsters, who turn out to all be relatives of the Brollachan, and haven't a clue. The answer is thus given incorrectly and the dungeoneer loses £15,000.
Tarrant suddenly cackles, with his finger threatening to push a button on his console, he does so, and the dungeoneer notices the floor beneath him crumbling away. "You just lost £15,000, and the floor beneath you" The dungeoneer is sent falling to his death. Treguard appears in a hurry, as he enters through the studio doors in order to add "OOh nasty indeed"
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The only way is onward, there is no turning back. Oooh nasty, didn't realise the road ended there!
the dungeoneer enters the room with the quest object. Treguard opens his mouth to speak, but before he can, Lord Fear, Skarkill and Sly Hands dance in, all in matching chiffon dresses and start to sing, "Three little maids from school are we, Pert as a school-girl well can be, Filled to the brim with girlish glee, Three little maids from school!"
"Welcome to one of Mogdred's little playpens, dungeoneer. Play awhile...Play forever! Mwahahahahaha! Mwahahahahahahahaha!!!"