Greetings!

[Willowherb]

That's it - a fiendish plot! I must say that as Lord Fear he has a more stylish manicure though (in a sinister, gothic kind of way) It might be a good idea keeping Lissard from doing any press releases though - if there's too much talk of the new version of Windowsness, people might begin to wonder what's up.

[HStorm]

I think people have been wondering "what's up" with Windows from the day they first used Win 95. I know I have.

[Willowherb]

At least with Win 95 I could still play stuff like Kyrandia and Legend (with a little help from my friend DOS). I still have a Son of the Empire team just waiting to kick some wandering army arse.

Make that Daughter of the Empire, actually - the valiant comrades were all female.

Ah... I'd better go now, I suppose. I've got a Library Studies assignment to work on tomorrow (arrgh - no, make that later today). Good night all.

[Kieran]

Welcome aboard Willowherb, I hope you have a long stay here, and a good one along with it!

[GrimaldineGrimwold]

Hello there Willowherb. Very nice to see you posting.

[Emii]

'Lo, herb-child! How be?

[Fidjit]

G'day! Motley's the name and being perfessional wit and rep artiest is my game...

[Willowherb]

Hello, hello, hello, hello! I be just fine. I'm glad to finally find a good place for some Knightmare chat - Elita clued me up about the forum. See you all soon in discussion!

(tries to spellcast conjures up a small purple badger)

Drat! That was meant to be a transportation spell - must get this thing fixed...

[Skarkill]

Well hope to see you soon on the main boards.

tries to spellcast conjures up a small purple badger. Drat! That was meant to be a transportation spell - must get this thing fixed...

You know if I was paranoid. I would claim gimmick infringment on my Tom Troughton character on the KMRP Forum.  ;D

[Elita]

(tries to spellcast conjures up a small purple badger)

*conjures up a mushroom and snake to complete the set*

Oh, the cleverness of me! *and proceeds to laugh maniacally*

[Willowherb]

Hey, watch the snake - you could put someone's eye out with that! Is anyone here a Parcelforce - er, I mean Parselmouth?

[Skarkill]

"I've already lost one eye."

"I don't need anything else messing up my looks."

[Emii]

Lol you've already been dead about three months in one area of the Knightmare realm. How much more can you do to mess up your looks?

[Willowherb]

Well, death isn't the obstacle it used to be in the old days, as Dave Lister once said. Use the right kind of skin products and that greenish-white pallor will be a thing of the past!

[Skarkill]

"Emill."


"You've got a ten second head start."


(Good Greiff is it three months since Skarkill was killed.)