A great Knightmare joke...
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Re: A great Knightmare joke...
I'll be happy to extend that to thirty mate ;)
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Re: A great Knightmare joke...
Q. What do you get if you cross Pickle with Majida?
A. A rude pointy-eared loudmouth with no dress sense.
...wait. That's Elita!
A. A rude pointy-eared loudmouth with no dress sense.
...wait. That's Elita!
"The alarm, Master! The opposition's tracked them! Oh good grief...look - Lord Fear's frozen Christopher!"
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Q. What do you get if you cross the Red Dragon with Festus?
A. A giant dog that scares the sh!t out of you and then disappears
A. A giant dog that scares the sh!t out of you and then disappears
"The alarm, Master! The opposition's tracked them! Oh good grief...look - Lord Fear's frozen Christopher!"
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Q. What's the difference between Ah Wok and Motley?
A. One's a humble servant, the other's a crumbly pervert...
*groan* I'll stop the bad jokes now.
A. One's a humble servant, the other's a crumbly pervert...
*groan* I'll stop the bad jokes now.
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Re: A great Knightmare joke...
All good jokes but Thanatos' BBC Choice one is by far the best. ;D
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Re: A great Knightmare joke...
Ok...*sniffle*...I'll never try and joke again...
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Re: A great Knightmare joke...
This one is fabulous, though!Q. What do you get if you cross Pickle with Majida?
A. A rude pointy-eared loudmouth with no dress sense.
...wait. That's Elita!
"Sometimes of the Grey, but always of the Green, dearie. Shurrup Brollachan! Have you seen Festus, my dear? I need to take him back to Cornwall. " [cackle]
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Re: A great Knightmare joke...
Don't cry.... keep 'em coming! ;DOk...*sniffle*...I'll never try and joke again...
It's what this post is here for isn't it? ;)
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Re: A great Knightmare joke...
I know of this jester who was in a rock band, yes, he was in MOTLEY CRUE!!!!
Ho! Ho! ;D
Ho! Ho! ;D
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Re: A great Knightmare joke...
LOL! ::)
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Re: A great Knightmare joke...
They get better:
I know of this cat who's an evil sorcerer, his name is
MOG-DRED!!!! ;D
I know of this cat who's an evil sorcerer, his name is
MOG-DRED!!!! ;D
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Re: A great Knightmare joke...
I am concerned for your sense of humour.Thanatos' BBC Choice one is by far the best.
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Re: A great Knightmare joke...
Nothing wrong with that ;D
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Re: A great Knightmare joke...
I liked the BBC Choice joke too. Even though it went on a bit.Nothing wrong with that ;D
"Sometimes of the Grey, but always of the Green, dearie. Shurrup Brollachan! Have you seen Festus, my dear? I need to take him back to Cornwall. " [cackle]
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... um, no comment.They get better:
I know of this cat who's an evil sorcerer, his name is
MOG-DRED!!!! ;D
"Sometimes of the Grey, but always of the Green, dearie. Shurrup Brollachan! Have you seen Festus, my dear? I need to take him back to Cornwall. " [cackle]
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