Parody of Loco in Acapulco by The Four Tops

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Parody of Loco in Acapulco by The Four Tops

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A song about watchers becoming invested in long-running Knightmare quests. To the tune of Loco in Acapulco by The Four Tops (1988). Official audio

Growing partial down in Knightmare Castle
If you stay too long
Yes you'll be growing partial down in Knightmare Castle
The magic down there is so strong

Feel the pressure of riddles from the wall
Life Force draining from teams and floors where they could fall
If you're afraid to watch, afraid as they advance
You'd better change the channel, switch over while you can

'Cause you'll be growing partial down in Knightmare Castle
If you stay too long
Yes you'll be growing partial down in Knightmare Castle
The magic down there is so strong

You can hear Hordriss reeling off those cod-Latin spells
Magic items lost and found
Leaving broken parts of cups and crowns

'Cause you'll be growing partial down in Knightmare Castle
If you stay too long
Yes you'll be growing partial down in Knightmare Castle
The magic down there is so strong

You'll be pulling out your hair seeing Treguard's stare
When there's temporal disruption in the way of Knightmare
Your search for paradise has reached the weekend
And you really wish for Friday again

You'll be haunted by the face
With skin that leaves no trace
Memories of dungeoneers
Trying to be knights, bearing frights
Was that the best part of your life?
Hearing them ask "Where am I?"
Begging them to please
Please don't die
Don't die
No! Don't die! Don't die!
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