Never Gonna Win The Cup (parody of Never Gonna Give You Up)

[Billy]

Some Stock Aitken Waterman turned into a lament of an ended quest - here's a filk of 'Never Gonna Give You Up' by Rick Astley, video at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOU8GIRUd_g and lyrics at http://www.lyricsfreak.com/r/rick+astle ... 16173.html .

We were strangers at first,
We knew the rules from head to toe,
A Frightknight trophy we were dreaming of,
You cannot get one from any other show,

Now, that we have killed our dungeoneer,
Gotta realise it's the end,

Never gonna win the cup,
Never gonna win the crown,
Never gonna stay alive and be champions,
Never gonna spell or spy,
Now we gotta say goodbye,
Never gonna win a prize of squiredom!

We had been questing, for so long,
We needed magic but were to dim to get it.
And then we perished as did, all our dreams,
We played the game but now, we've just lost it.

And, don't you blame the dungeoneer,
Cus they were just too, blind to see!

Never gonna win the cup,
Never gonna win the crown,
Never gonna stay alive and be champions,
Never gonna spell or spy,
Now we gotta say goodbye,
Never gonna win a prize of squiredom!

Never gonna win the cup,
Never gonna win the crown,
Never gonna stay alive and be champions,
Never gonna spell or spy,
Now we gotta say goodbye,
Never gonna win a prize of squiredom!

(Ooooh, win the cup, ooooh, win the cup)
Never gonna win, never gonna win, (win the cup),
Never gonna win, never gonna win, (win the cup),

We had been questing, for so long,
We needed magic but were to dim to get it.
And then we perished as did, all our dreams,
We played the game but now, we've just lost it.

Now, that we have killed our dungeoneer,
Gotta realise it's the end,

Never gonna win the cup,
Never gonna win the crown,
Never gonna stay alive and be champions,
Never gonna spell or spy,
Now we gotta say goodbye,
Never gonna win a prize of squiredom!

Never gonna win the cup,
Never gonna win the crown,
Never gonna stay alive and be champions,
Never gonna spell or spy,
Now we gotta say goodbye,
Never gonna win a prize of squiredom!

Never gonna win the cup,
Never gonna win the crown,
Never gonna stay alive and be champions,
Never gonna spell or spy,
Now we gotta say goodbye,
Never gonna win a prize of squiredom!