Great Knightmare Mysteries

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"YOU WOLDN'T DARE."  >:( >:(

"Would You?  :o
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"YOU WOLDN'T DARE."  >:( >:(
Would, can, and indeed have. How's the leg?
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"You Little...."

*Makes to strike Elita.*

"A lot better then your mouths goner be in a second."
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Has the rod been recharged? You know what these things are like - you've got a Red Death to get rid of and the dratted thing won't fire. Then you give it a shake and shoot yourself in the foot.

Hey, maybe it'd make a good present for Sly Hands (or someone equally stupid).
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Has the rod been recharged? You know what these things are like - you've got a Red Death to get rid of and the dratted thing won't fire. Then you give it a shake and shoot yourself in the foot. .
A very good point my friend! This calls for a change in tactics. *and whacks Skarkill in the head with the rod instead* I call it pre-emptive self-defence.
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"OWWW."

"That was very UN-LOVELY."


*Falls unconcius on the floor.*



I'll tell you what always puzzaled me about Knightmare.

How did Ariandne's Lair keep shifting.

I meen if one lair was destroyed in a phase shift then surely Ariadne was as well.
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Hmm, perhaps they brought out Ariadne mk. 2,3,4 etc. and just let on that it was the same spider (after all, I'm sure no-one looked too closely at her!)

How on Earth do the Powers That Be afford the ransom to get back defeated dungeoneers when they lose 9 out of 10 of them?
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"OWWW."

"That was very UN-LOVELY."


*Falls unconcius on the floor.*
Right, I believe that's me 3, Skarkers nil. I can see why that scumpot Cedric liked quarterstaffs so much...

And I want to know how the hell I'm supposed to tell a Bloodstone from a Firestone, since they're the same bloody stone! Same goes for an Elfstone and an Arkenstone. Do you need to be a jewller or what?
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They only had to pay ransomes for Dungeoneers who were caught NOT killed.

So they would have had to pay for:

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January S6: (Good Old Sly gets one at last.)
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That's true... So, you personally had a capture rate of one. Can't imagine old Lord F was too happy about that! Better sack Grippa and his chums.  
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"I Did better then that wanner Be Raptor that Lissard brought into replace me."

"He didn't even catch one of those medaling dungoneers."
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The dungeoneers in the last couple of series were usually younger as well, so you'd think they'd be easier to catch. You just can't get the staff these days, as I believe the evil one himself said.

Ah well - back to the Tree House I suppose. Night-night everyone. :)
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I always thought that it was daft that the dungeoneer didn't just use the eye-shield right the way through. It would have made things so much easier...
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As for causeways... Why didn't they just run across!!!
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I imagine there was a destruct key on the computer that allowed BVA to trigger every slab on the causeway the moment they tried it.
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