Parody of I Want It All by Queen

[Drassil]

Still some Queen fans reading, I hope... (Based on I Want It All. Original song and video {here}.)

I want the sword
I want the shield
I want the cup
And I want it now
I want the crown
I want the Maid
I want it all
And I want it now

Adventure seeker
In an empty room
Just a dungeon creeper
Fending off doom
A young searcher questing
With much time for doubt
With a large just Helm on
Can't see a way out

Ain't much I'm asking
I heard him say
Gotta find me a Clue Room
And then a wellway

I want the sword
I want the shield
I want the cup
And I want it now
I want the crown
I want the Maid
I want it all
And I want it now

Listen you advisers
Come gather round
We gotta get us a gameplan
Gotta dodge holes in the ground
Just give me tips but do not whine
Hey guys do you hear me
Just feed me my lines

Ain't much I'm asking
If you want the truth
So here's to Knighmare
For the dreams of youth

I want the sword
I want the shield
I want the cup
And I want it now
I want the crown
I want the Maid
I want it all
And I want it now

I'm a child on an old elf path
Might just cry before I laugh
I'm a boy for compromise and 'Where am I's and getting the prize
So I'm living it all (yes I'm living it all)
And I'm giving it all (and I'm giving it all)
Yeah, yeah, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I want the sword, shield, cup, crown

Ain't much I'm asking
If you want the truth
So here's to Knighmare
Hear the cry of youth

I want the sword
I want the shield
I want the cup
And I want it now
I want the crown
I want the Maid
I want it all
And I want it now

I want it, Now, I want it, I want it

[Snowwiewolf]

I always listened to that song when I was in Auroras mental hopital, brings back memories....

[Drassil]

My reworking of the song is only really aimed at evoking Knightmare; I hope it hasn't stirred up any particularly bad memories...

[Snowwiewolf]

Nope  ;) I had alot of fun there (I was at Aurora bicause I was so shy that I woultn talk)