Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...

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Re:Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...

Post by Snowwiewolf » Fri Feb 24, 2006 7:48 pm

*the dungeneer looks trough the spyglass and sees:
Lordi and the others talking whilst Lord Fear is tied up in a corner, looking very outraged*

For those ignorant:
www.lordi.org
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Re:Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...

Post by Mykell » Sat Mar 11, 2006 11:45 am

Brother Mace converting to Islam. (No alcohol allowed).

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Re:Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...

Post by djoska » Mon Mar 13, 2006 5:49 pm

simple-

a proper death!!!!

rather than a fall down the'ole or fireball/star fing.
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Re:Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...

Post by Mykell » Mon Mar 13, 2006 6:07 pm

You mean a death like Mortal Kombat?

I think the goriest death I saw was when that team got sliced in thecorridor of blades and a deep red splatter of blood flew onto the screen.

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Re:Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...

Post by djoska » Tue Mar 14, 2006 12:22 pm

yeah- is that the one where all of the 'black' coloured areas turned bright red or was that another episode?

Another thing you wouldnt see in the dungeon-

A dungeoneer treading in a fat lump o' dog shiiiiit!!

ooo.... nasty!
:(
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Re:Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...

Post by Drassil » Sun May 21, 2006 5:05 pm

Snowwiewolf wrote: *the dungeneer looks trough the spyglass and sees:
Lordi and the others talking whilst Lord Fear is tied up in a corner, looking very outraged*

For those ignorant:
www.lordi.org
I think we've all heard of Lordi now. :) Congratulations, Snowwie!
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Re:Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...

Post by 37Herbie » Fri Oct 20, 2006 4:40 pm

A Breakout of the opposition at the start of Series 5 singing a musical

[Song been Moved to I have a Silly Idea Thread as suggested below]
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Re:Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...

Post by Drassil » Mon Dec 11, 2006 4:47 pm

Please could I suggest that you re-post that in the 'I had a silly idea' thread and delete it from .this thread? That way, we have all the song parodies in one place.
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Re:Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...

Post by Fidjit » Sun Nov 11, 2007 4:59 pm

A dungeoneer walking into the Sewers of Goth to find it decorated with tinsel, baulbles, paperchains, a couple of christmas trees in the corners, twinkling lights and a generous helping of Harpic Toilet Blocks and Fresheners littered everwhere...

(Gotta get this topic back up and running! Its just legendary!) :)
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Re: Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...

Post by Drassil » Thu Apr 01, 2010 6:14 pm

A Series 3 dungeoneer being attacked by a dwarf at the start of Level 3 for taking a joyride in his minecart. The dungeoneer simply replies, "Enthralling trip, titch."

(A nod to a kind remark that's appeared on the website. ;))

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