They would never say...

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Re: They would never say...

Post by Emii » Fri Oct 10, 2003 3:39 pm

Hordriss: "You know what? I really don't think red is my colour. What WAS I thinking?! How about a nice shade of....blue! *zap* No...purple! *zap* Hmmmm...rainbow blast! *zap*

*dungeoneer's helmet melts and the poor child is blinded, screaming*
"The alarm, Master! The opposition's tracked them! Oh good grief...look - Lord Fear's frozen Christopher!"

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Re: They would never say...

Post by Malefact » Fri Oct 10, 2003 3:43 pm

Treguard: "Oooh, I simply haven't a thing to wear!"
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Re: They would never say...

Post by Fidjit » Fri Oct 10, 2003 3:48 pm

A team enter the Block and Tackle, Treguard says:
"Everything here is stable, we reinforced the walls so that we..."



"Don't fret team he's just invisible..."
If the only way is onward how would you get home for tea?? :-/

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Re: They would never say...

Post by Emii » Fri Oct 10, 2003 7:00 pm

;D
"The alarm, Master! The opposition's tracked them! Oh good grief...look - Lord Fear's frozen Christopher!"

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Re: They would never say...

Post by Drassil » Fri Oct 10, 2003 9:35 pm

Treguard: Where am I?

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Pickle: You know, I got paid more when I played Marvin the Android, and my outfit was warmer. Enough of this: I quit! Hugo... [Treguard gasps] ... come and join me when your beard glue wears off.

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Goblin: I've actually been learning the harmonica, I can play Bob Dylan pretty well. I just prefer to blow the horn, y'know?

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Majida: The water in Majorca don't taste like what it oughta.

(Anyone seen the old Heineken ad?)

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Re: They would never say...

Post by Thanatos » Fri Oct 10, 2003 10:14 pm

Skarkill: "Are you seriously suggesting that I'd accept a bribe?"

Elita: "Good morning, young lady. How do you do?"

Hands: "No thanks, I've already had a half."

Snapper Jack: "You right, this glove looks ridiculous."

Honesty Bartrum: "I hope we can still do business, even if I am just a cheap alternative to Julius Scaramonger."

Velda: "You're right - adventuring is no career for an elf who gets kidnapped by goblins twice in as many quests."

Ah Wok: "Yes, I plobably do have tlouble plonouncing my Rs."

Fatilla: "Now you come to mention it, I never have been quite sure what the verb 'to blip' means."

Greystagg: "No thanks, I've already got more witch amber than I need."
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Re: They would never say...

Post by GrimaldineGrimwold » Sun Oct 12, 2003 4:34 pm

Festus: 'I feel so unloved. I'm actually a cat trapped inside a pseudo-Cerberus' body. I don't mean to be intimidating and mysterious, I just have trouble... y'know... relating.'
Obviously, I love that one! I'm so tempted to roleplay it, but realise that it's in the interests of all intelligent and quasi-intelligent humanity that I don't. :)
"Sometimes of the Grey, but always of the Green, dearie. Shurrup Brollachan! Have you seen Festus, my dear? I need to take him back to Cornwall. " [cackle]

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Re: They would never say...

Post by JamesA » Mon Oct 13, 2003 1:04 am

MEDUSA (of series 2 and 3):"You can pass me safely without having to use a magical item, you see, I'm wearing sunglasses".
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Re: They would never say...

Post by Malefact » Mon Oct 13, 2003 12:14 pm

Mildread: "I feel pretty! Oh, so pretty!"
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Re: They would never say...

Post by Fidjit » Mon Oct 13, 2003 12:20 pm

Lord Fear, "I'm going to visit Treguard and sort out this messy business between us like civilized gentlemen..."
If the only way is onward how would you get home for tea?? :-/

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Re: They would never say...

Post by Malefact » Mon Oct 13, 2003 12:25 pm

Sylvester Hands: "Good evening, old sport! I was just enjoying a rather spiffing cucumber sandwich!"
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Re: They would never say...

Post by Malefact » Mon Oct 13, 2003 2:57 pm

Gwendoline: "You know, I've suddenly got this huge craving for veal!"
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Re: They would never say...

Post by Pooka » Mon Oct 13, 2003 2:58 pm

Lord Fear: "I'm good."

Pickle: "Oh, that's totally fair."

Samurai: "Hello."

Simon: "I think I'll sidestep to my right."
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Re: They would never say...

Post by MoanaLiza » Mon Oct 13, 2003 9:30 pm

Ariadne: I've turned vegetarian
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Re: They would never say...

Post by GrimaldineGrimwold » Tue Oct 14, 2003 12:56 am

The Catacombite- "Has anyone seen my flesh? I'm sure I had some when I left my cave this morning. Hope I didn't leave it on the bus again!"

Sidriss- "You know, the idealist position really does have a singularly intrinsic appeal. I don't agree that it's the last refuge of the sceptic, nor that it inevitably leads us into reliance upon the notion of a supreme being to sustain our common sense judgements about the spatio-temporeal existence of the world."

Sly Hands- "Ah, but Sidriss, I believe you're overlooking the phenomenalist's case, which as I'm sure we'll both agree, has answers to many problem case scenarios about which the principles of idealism cannot be supported."

The Brollachan- "I hunger for turnips."
"Sometimes of the Grey, but always of the Green, dearie. Shurrup Brollachan! Have you seen Festus, my dear? I need to take him back to Cornwall. " [cackle]

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