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What will they get for Christmas?

Post by hey hey heyes » Tue Dec 07, 2004 6:36 pm

I think lord hordis would like some sort of battle axe ,an orange (for life force)
Treguard would probably like the band aid single

and remember as Lissard allways says "set phasers to frag"

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Re:What will they get for Christmas?

Post by TheBrollachan » Tue Dec 07, 2004 7:04 pm

Who the heck is "lord hordis"???

May I point you in the direction of www.knightmare.com so that you can learn a bit about Knightmare. It is either Lord Fear or Hordriss that you are probably referring to.
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Re:What will they get for Christmas?

Post by Wolfshead » Tue Dec 07, 2004 9:36 pm

Brother Mace would get some 50 year old Etruscan Brandy from Hordris and a Latin dictionary.

Brother Strange would get a book of proverbs.

Cedric: a new quarter staff
Olaf: An axe so that he wouldn't have to share that stupid club with Fatilla and Gibet.

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Re:What will they get for Christmas?

Post by Drassil » Thu Dec 09, 2004 11:18 pm

It's been pointed out on the Forum before (by MPK, I think) that Knightmare has its very own white-bearded man in red who bestows gifts upon children...
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Re:What will they get for Christmas?

Post by TheBrollachan » Fri Dec 10, 2004 8:30 am

Hordriss?

Anyway prehaps the Brollachan would get an Enyclopedia.
Skarkill would get a new set of irons
Lissard would get some tins of tuna, but if given by Lord Fear there would be no tin opener included.
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Re:What will they get for Christmas?

Post by Wolfshead » Fri Dec 10, 2004 2:09 pm

Hordris: a copy of the Maleus Malificarum
Treguard: a new Wyrmslayer to replace the one he gave away to the Arab chief.
Lissard: Sex in the city box set
McGrew: a Procaimers CD
Grippa n Rak: The Labarynth on DVD

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Re:What will they get for Christmas?

Post by TheBrollachan » Fri Dec 10, 2004 4:00 pm

Bumptious: a copy of 'Snow White and the 7 dwarves'
Aesandre: a copy of 'The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe'.
Motley: a joke book - that has some jokes that are actually funny in.
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Re:What will they get for Christmas?

Post by Fidjit » Fri Dec 10, 2004 4:21 pm

Stiletta - A set of kitchen knives
Pickle - Anti-depressants
Mogdred - A mirror
Olaf - Speech Therapy
Giants - Tissues
Lissard - A truckload of Trebor Extra Strong Mints
Heggaty and Peggaty - Box of matches

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Re:What will they get for Christmas?

Post by Wolfshead » Sat Dec 11, 2004 2:59 pm

McGrew might also get a Highlaander DVD
Bohemoth: A new suit of armour
Brother Mace: Wheelock's Latin

Who would give what to who?

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Re:What will they get for Christmas?

Post by Thanatos » Sat Dec 11, 2004 3:15 pm

Sylvester Hands would get a bar of soap.
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Re:What will they get for Christmas?

Post by Wolfshead » Sat Dec 11, 2004 5:45 pm

SHould they get what they need or what they want, e.g. I'm sure Hands wouldn't be happy with soap for Xmas, I'm sure he'd rather have Ale.

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Re:What will they get for Christmas?

Post by Malefact » Sat Dec 11, 2004 6:31 pm

Interesting... a thread started by a flamer has, in fact, turned out to be a really good one. :)


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Re:What will they get for Christmas?

Post by Thanatos » Sun Dec 12, 2004 6:03 pm

Plenty of people would give Hands a bar of soap as a matter of urgency. I didn't say he'd use it. :)
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Re:What will they get for Christmas?

Post by Wolfshead » Sun Dec 12, 2004 7:50 pm

Hordris: a New Medallion

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Re:What will they get for Christmas?

Post by Skeletor » Tue Dec 14, 2004 12:06 am

Raptor: Rogaine
Folly: Prozac
Lord Fear: Monopoly
Grimaldine: Copy of Austin Powers
Elita: An orange from Granny, complete with tantrum
The Dreadknort: Anger management.
Cedric: Tick tack toe because he must get bored sitting on that stone.
Lilith: Margaret Thatcher signed photo.
Merlin/Mogdred: A copy of Jekyll and Hyde.
Sidriss: Red Ruby Shoes
Juluis Scaramonger: Nothing cos he'd just trade it.
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