I think this is the best of your new offerings, GD.#7:
Q: Why is it so hard to get an interview with former Knightmare contestants?
A: Because they're always sidestepping the questions.
A great Knightmare joke...
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"Sometimes of the Grey, but always of the Green, dearie. Shurrup Brollachan! Have you seen Festus, my dear? I need to take him back to Cornwall. " [cackle]
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Did nobody else notice this one? my fave, easyQ. What goes stiff after one stroke?
A. The Dungeoneer during phase shift.
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LOL thanks
"The alarm, Master! The opposition's tracked them! Oh good grief...look - Lord Fear's frozen Christopher!"
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Love it ;DWhat have I started here!? I go away for a couple of weeks and this thread descends into a flood of generic big-mouth jokes! Good job I'm back with a sixth joke...
Man: Doctor, Doctor, I've watched Knightmare so much I'm suffering from hallucenations.
Doctor: Ooh, nasty!
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And that one#8:
Q: What do you call a dungeon master who protects the royal kitchen from intruders?
A: Tray guard.
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Yeah I'll agree with you
Did nobody else notice this one? my fave, easy
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So I asked Sidriss what job Motley does.
She replied "He's a fool".
I then said "Yeah, you're right about that, but he is in fact a jester". ;D
She replied "He's a fool".
I then said "Yeah, you're right about that, but he is in fact a jester". ;D
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Sidriss is so stupid that ten minutes after taking up tap dancing she fell into the sink.
"Sometimes of the Grey, but always of the Green, dearie. Shurrup Brollachan! Have you seen Festus, my dear? I need to take him back to Cornwall. " [cackle]
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Sidriss is so stupid she bought a solar powered torch from Julius Scaramonger.
"Sometimes of the Grey, but always of the Green, dearie. Shurrup Brollachan! Have you seen Festus, my dear? I need to take him back to Cornwall. " [cackle]
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Sidriss is so stupid she stared at an orange juice carton for twenty minutes because the label said "concentrate".
Sidriss is so stupid that when she asked what the letter after X is, and I said "Y, Sidriss", she said "because I want to know".
Sidriss is so stupid that when she asked what the letter after X is, and I said "Y, Sidriss", she said "because I want to know".
"Sometimes of the Grey, but always of the Green, dearie. Shurrup Brollachan! Have you seen Festus, my dear? I need to take him back to Cornwall. " [cackle]
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I'll try and think of a few more. But I'm sure you lot can do far better.
"Sometimes of the Grey, but always of the Green, dearie. Shurrup Brollachan! Have you seen Festus, my dear? I need to take him back to Cornwall. " [cackle]
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Sidriss: "What letter comes before B?"
Me: "A"
Sidriss: "I said, what letter comes before B?"
Me: "A"
Sidriss: "I said, what letter comes before B?"
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Me: I've got a joke for you, Sidriss
Sidriss: Ooooh pray tell!
Me: Knock Knock...
Sidriss: Ooooh a visitor! *runs for the castle gates*
Me: *groans*
Sidriss: Ooooh pray tell!
Me: Knock Knock...
Sidriss: Ooooh a visitor! *runs for the castle gates*
Me: *groans*
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- Elita's mouth is so big Tim Child put partitions in it and turned it into dressing rooms for the rest of the cast.
- Elita's mouth is so big when she sleeps with her mouth open shes catches planes, not flies.
- Elita's mouth is so big it survived a duel with Hordriss's ego.
- Elita's mouth is so big it was when she went on holiday to Bermuda that ships there started mysteriously disappearing.
- Elita's mouth is so big when she sleeps with her mouth open shes catches planes, not flies.
- Elita's mouth is so big it survived a duel with Hordriss's ego.
- Elita's mouth is so big it was when she went on holiday to Bermuda that ships there started mysteriously disappearing.
"Sometimes of the Grey, but always of the Green, dearie. Shurrup Brollachan! Have you seen Festus, my dear? I need to take him back to Cornwall. " [cackle]
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Elita's mouth is so big, it was the onlt thing that gave Pickle's hair a run for it's money
"The alarm, Master! The opposition's tracked them! Oh good grief...look - Lord Fear's frozen Christopher!"
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