Re:Let's think of some bad knightmare puns and phrases!!

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Let's think of some bad knightmare puns and phrases!!

Post by Raven » Wed Jun 23, 2004 5:51 pm

Existing or made-up.

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Re:Let's think of some bad knightmare puns and phrases!!

Post by 123Pooka » Wed Jun 23, 2004 7:01 pm

Most know this one
Motley to dungeoneer Cliff, series 3 "Mind you don't fall off the cliff"

Other ones that springs to mind:
Snapper Jack to Dunstan, series 8 "Lets hope you don't prove a dunse, Dunstan"

I'm certain Brother Mace has done a few but can't remember them right now
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Re:Let's think of some bad knightmare puns and phrases!!

Post by MoanaLiza » Wed Jun 23, 2004 7:48 pm

Yeah most of his latin ones.

*tries to think of some others*
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Post by TheBrollachan » Wed Jun 23, 2004 8:23 pm

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Re:Let's think of some bad knightmare puns and phrases!!

Post by HStorm » Wed Jun 23, 2004 10:03 pm

Treguard: "I don't know about a damp cloth, but I rather think you're in 'hot water', team." (Last ep, season 2)
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Re:Let's think of some bad knightmare puns and phrases!!

Post by Fidjit » Thu Jun 24, 2004 9:31 am

Lissard: She calls herself the "Iron-Maiden" lordnesssss!

LF: Well she's dropped a clanger if she thinks she can get past me!
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Re:Let's think of some bad knightmare puns and phrases!!

Post by MoanaLiza » Thu Jun 24, 2004 6:34 pm

Majidas reference to hearing Dunstan (I think) had to take the 'short cut'. (Trying to remember the line)
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Post by TheBrollachan » Thu Jun 24, 2004 7:34 pm

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Re:Let's think of some bad knightmare puns and phrases!!

Post by Billy » Thu Jun 24, 2004 7:43 pm

...not said in the actual episode!

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Re:Let's think of some bad knightmare puns and phrases!!

Post by Arcengal » Thu Jun 24, 2004 8:22 pm

Treguard: No, team, for the last time, Mogred and Mildred are NOT related.
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Re:Let's think of some bad knightmare puns and phrases!!

Post by TheBrollachan » Thu Jun 24, 2004 8:30 pm

Probably because its Mogdred and Mildread
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Re:Let's think of some bad knightmare puns and phrases!!

Post by Thanatos » Thu Jul 01, 2004 8:57 pm

Brother Mace: "Dickon? Ah, yes - have you not a brother who is a Dominican?"
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Re:Let's think of some bad knightmare puns and phrases!!

Post by Pipmuk » Fri Jul 02, 2004 10:18 pm

Thought you'd like to know that a few "friends" were umm.... prudent enough to ask Dickon.. *ahem* Mr. Hares whether he was on Knightmare or not, and got the following (true) reply

Dickon, present day: " I wasnt just on Knightmare... I Won it!! Come on!!"

That last sentence was right, i think. Or something like "come on"

Now if that quote wasnt bad, i dont know what is...

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Re:Let's think of some bad knightmare puns and phrases!!

Post by Malefact » Sat Jul 03, 2004 7:28 pm

Sorry to nit-pick but I think his surname might be Hess. As Treguard once said, "how would you like someone to get your name wrong?" :)
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Re:Let's think of some bad knightmare puns and phrases!!

Post by Drassil » Tue Jul 06, 2004 2:26 pm

Pickle, Series 4 (I think): 'New Forest? What's wrong with the old one?'

Some of the character names in Knightmare were puns, such as Fatilla, Mildread, Skarkill and Aesandre. Of course, the name Knightmare itself is a pun - but a good one!

Here is a Knightmare pun I put forward a while ago. I'm re-posting it not because of what I think of it, but because it caught a lot of people's attention at the time:
Drassil wrote:Pickle [bringing Treguard a cuppa and a Custard Cream during a quest]: 'A new blend of tea for you, Master: PG Tips.'

Treguard: 'Hmm, it's advertised by chimpanzees; I wonder if that's a reflection on the taste? Let's see if it's the 'cuppa that heals', 'ey, Pickle?
[Sips the tea at the same moment as the Dungeoneer falls to his doom.] Oooooh, nice tea!'
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