Knightmare Crush
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Re:Knightmare Crush
*Throws a fireball at the block of Ice Skarkill's in and unfreezes him.*
Why do bosses always have to do things themsleves?
Why do bosses always have to do things themsleves?
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***hackles up, preparing a few snowballs for the chittering goblin master***
You pays peanuts, you gets monkeys.
you pays dungeoneers, you gets goblins.
You don't pays at all, you gets.... weeeeeeeeellllllllll....
***lobs a snowball at Skarkill and bounds off into the forest***
You pays peanuts, you gets monkeys.
you pays dungeoneers, you gets goblins.
You don't pays at all, you gets.... weeeeeeeeellllllllll....
***lobs a snowball at Skarkill and bounds off into the forest***
There are but 2 rules in this realm:-
1) He who sees first is the winner...
2) He who is seen first is toast...
1) He who sees first is the winner...
2) He who is seen first is toast...
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Hah, see Foxy? I certainly know a fetish fanatic when I lick see one.
Certainly looks like the boy Fear has a bit of a cult sexual following, no doubt. Might be able to work a little bit of a kinky angle into my already-uberhyped Knightmare adventure videogame! Perhaps to get to the quest object, you would need to appear to surrender in order to get Lord Fear to lower his guard. So you'd cast a BIND spell or something, et voila - you're suddenly entwined in black gaffer tape! That's one animation I wouldn't mind spending a fair bit of time on.
Oh, and futher thanks to LordFearIsAFox for swearing a lot - something I do all the time, but have found myself being nice and polite in my short time here. So I have something to say...
"What? Lord Fear? And Stilletta? And LordFearIsAFox? And SkipTheDreadnought? Clapped in irons and clad in full battle gear? In a torture chamber? Drunk? With their reputation?... I should f**king coco."
Thank you for your time.
Skip xo
Certainly looks like the boy Fear has a bit of a cult sexual following, no doubt. Might be able to work a little bit of a kinky angle into my already-uberhyped Knightmare adventure videogame! Perhaps to get to the quest object, you would need to appear to surrender in order to get Lord Fear to lower his guard. So you'd cast a BIND spell or something, et voila - you're suddenly entwined in black gaffer tape! That's one animation I wouldn't mind spending a fair bit of time on.
Oh, and futher thanks to LordFearIsAFox for swearing a lot - something I do all the time, but have found myself being nice and polite in my short time here. So I have something to say...
"What? Lord Fear? And Stilletta? And LordFearIsAFox? And SkipTheDreadnought? Clapped in irons and clad in full battle gear? In a torture chamber? Drunk? With their reputation?... I should f**king coco."
Thank you for your time.
Skip xo
Knightmare: The Deeper Dungeons (working title) - Coming Soon
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I always had a bit of a thing for Pickle...and still do actually if I'm honest...I seem to be attracted to camp guys, could very well explain why I'm still single...
"You're in a room..."
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Does choosing to dress as Guy Pearce's character in Priscilla, Queen of the Desert count as camp enough for you Melisandrinoff?
As has been elsewhere documented, my crush was mainly Majida. HStorm already knows this well.
Now however my main crushes are of course Nibbler (See Most Annoying... Thread) and now you Melisandinoff!!!!
Right, I'm off to be as camp as a row of pink tents with gay men in them sniffing poppers
As has been elsewhere documented, my crush was mainly Majida. HStorm already knows this well.
Now however my main crushes are of course Nibbler (See Most Annoying... Thread) and now you Melisandinoff!!!!
Right, I'm off to be as camp as a row of pink tents with gay men in them sniffing poppers
Lok'Tar Ogar puny Human
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Mines still Melly! She's well fit...
If the only way is onward how would you get home for tea??
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LOL Semtex Jack, I'm swooning here, you can have me any day, hehe
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Melisandrinoff wrote: LOL Semtex Jack, I'm swooning here, you can have me any day, hehe
Now there's an offer you don't get everyday. Keep yerself warm Melisandrinoff. I may just take ye up on that offer
Lok'Tar Ogar puny Human
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There for the taking dude, go right ahead...
Perhaps you two can discuss Knightmare together?
Perhaps you two can discuss Knightmare together?
If the only way is onward how would you get home for tea??
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Semtex Jack wrote:Melisandrinoff wrote: LOL Semtex Jack, I'm swooning here, you can have me any day, hehe
Now there's an offer you don't get everyday. Keep yerself warm Melisandrinoff. I may just take ye up on that offer
Just remember to keep practising the campness, and I'm all yours, hehe
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Woah, someones a lucky boy...
Is it Valentines day or something?
Is it Valentines day or something?
If the only way is onward how would you get home for tea??
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Well, I'm off down the snooker hall tonight as... well ye know it is Friday today!
If I really feel like taking risks (as I do have work tommorow) I can stay up to record Knightmare, who knows...
If I really feel like taking risks (as I do have work tommorow) I can stay up to record Knightmare, who knows...
If the only way is onward how would you get home for tea??
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You could always programme it in advance to tape - or is the clock not set on your VCR?
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