Re:Knightmare Limericks

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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by darkDescender » Tue Mar 08, 2005 9:47 am

She got into a strop
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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by dontyoulikemypie » Wed Mar 09, 2005 6:03 pm

Took her elven shirt off

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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by darkDescender » Thu Mar 10, 2005 11:07 am

And sat down with a big box of Ryvita
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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by dontyoulikemypie » Fri Mar 11, 2005 12:11 am

Dark Descender wrote: And sat down with a big box of Ryvita
I LOVE it!!! ;D

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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by dontyoulikemypie » Fri Mar 11, 2005 12:13 am

There were hard times at home for Fatilla...

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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by darkDescender » Sat Mar 12, 2005 12:08 pm

When he met a mad lass called cilla...
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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by dontyoulikemypie » Sat Mar 12, 2005 2:58 pm

She stole his bandana...

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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by Thanatos » Sun Mar 13, 2005 12:24 am

In such brazen manner
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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by dontyoulikemypie » Sun Mar 13, 2005 2:15 am

That he vowed he should blip, blop and kill her!

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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by Thanatos » Sun Mar 13, 2005 7:24 pm

OK, here's a challenge (and yes, I can think if at least three rhymes for it and I'm sure the rest of you can manage much better ones - remember, rhymes with only the last syllable or two, as they're unstressed, won't do; groan-inducingly bad rhymes with the last three, on the other hand, are in the best tradition of the genre :)):

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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by Drassil » Sun Mar 13, 2005 8:12 pm

(How about rhymes with the last four syllables?)

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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by Malefact » Sun Mar 13, 2005 9:06 pm

My polished ball bearings
Subject to change.

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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by dontyoulikemypie » Sun Mar 13, 2005 10:51 pm

Although I'm past caring

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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by Thanatos » Mon Mar 14, 2005 8:55 pm

Drassil wrote: (How about rhymes with the last four syllables?)
Extra credit, sir, extra credit.
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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by dontyoulikemypie » Mon Mar 14, 2005 10:08 pm

Not going to finish it off Thanatos? ;)

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