The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

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Re:The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Post by Thanatos » Sun May 02, 2004 4:02 pm

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Re:The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Post by Skarkill » Sun May 02, 2004 4:08 pm

zzt wrote: "Things I Haven't Said In Quotes" by Skarkill
I don't get this joke. ???
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Re:The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Post by zzt » Sun May 02, 2004 4:26 pm

Sorry, Skarkill... I would search for posts, and often times I'd see posts by you with everything being said in quotes. *shrug* Guess that one's not really true, then.

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Post by LordF » Sun May 02, 2004 4:31 pm

Lord Fear didn't surrender, he's still at war with the Powers that Be in the Knightmare Roleplay Forum.
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Re:The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Post by zzt » Sun May 02, 2004 4:49 pm

Exactly why it's a thin book! :p
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Post by MoanaLiza » Sun May 02, 2004 5:51 pm

Lord Fear wrote: Lord Fear didn't surrender, he's still at war with the Powers that Be in the Knightmare Roleplay Forum.
*sighs* he still ain't gotit! ::)
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Re:The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Post by HStorm » Sun May 02, 2004 5:54 pm

Please LF, try and understand it! I don't want to keep explaining it to you, not after four months... pleeeeeeeeeeeaaasse!!
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Re:The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Post by Visage » Tue May 04, 2004 3:01 pm

A guide to frequent posting by me, sorry guys, have been reading them really :-[

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Why I just love Lord Fear by Greystagg

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A few based on 'Surrounds' characters:

Why I've never borrowed any phrases from a certain TV show by Tom Troughton

Why I've never borrowed any swordfighting sequences from a certain film trilogy by Lord Fear

The Pegathor Cookbook, ten easy recipes by Ursula

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Why surreal one-liners are just so passé by Semtex Jack

Child care for the concerned adult by Skarkill

Why we've never borrowed any castles from popular spoofs on Arthurian legend that in any case bear a disturbing resemblance to the rather more farcical scenes in our favourite show by Semtex Jack, Mellisandranoff and all of the revellers.
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Re:The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Post by Skarkill » Tue May 04, 2004 3:52 pm

Visage wrote:Why I've never borrowed any phrases from a certain TV show by Tom Troughton
I'm sure I have no Idear what you are talking about. ::)
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Re:The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Post by MPK » Wed May 05, 2004 7:31 pm

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Re:The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Post by FrightKnight » Wed May 05, 2004 11:10 pm

Call me Moley by Motley ;D

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Re:The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Post by SemtexJack » Thu May 06, 2004 12:13 am

Visage wrote:
Why surreal one-liners are just so passé by Semtex Jack

Why we've never borrowed any castles from popular spoofs on Arthurian legend that in any case bear a disturbing resemblance to the rather more farcical scenes in our favourite show by Semtex Jack, Mellisandranoff and all of the revellers.
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Re:The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Post by HStorm » Tue May 11, 2004 10:16 am

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Re:The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Post by Fidjit » Tue May 11, 2004 10:27 am

Motley's guide to baking pies!
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Re:The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Post by TheBrollachan » Tue May 11, 2004 10:40 am

Applogies if these books have already appeared, but here are some more:

Encyclopedia of Knowledge by the Brollachen
How to be modest by Hordriss
The Knightmare book of rules by Treguard (well lets face it Majida suggested in S7, E6 that he made them up)
Playing by the rules by Lord Fear
Magic for beginners by Sidriss
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