Re:Knightmare Advent Calendar

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Re:Knightmare Advent Calendar

Post by 37Herbie » Thu Dec 14, 2006 2:16 pm

Behind Door 14...........

The Sheild of Justice

(A Bit of a Turnup for the books)
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Re:Knightmare Advent Calendar

Post by 37Herbie » Fri Dec 15, 2006 3:00 pm

Behind Door 15....

A Firestone
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Re:Knightmare Advent Calendar

Post by Drassil » Sat Dec 16, 2006 5:14 pm

Behind door 16... a mint chocolate Smirkenorff.
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Re:Knightmare Advent Calendar

Post by HStorm » Sun Dec 17, 2006 8:53 am

Behind door 17... a LUVLY-tasting choc-honeycomb in the shape of a set of irons.
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Re:Knightmare Advent Calendar

Post by 37Herbie » Mon Dec 18, 2006 8:19 am

Behind Door 18...........

AN UPPER PILL (Now you can return to normal size)
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Re:Knightmare Advent Calendar

Post by 37Herbie » Tue Dec 19, 2006 3:56 pm

Behind Door 19.........

:'(

Best shut the door again quickly
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Re:Knightmare Advent Calendar

Post by Drassil » Wed Dec 20, 2006 4:39 pm

Behind door 20... a wine gum Gumboil.
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Re:Knightmare Advent Calendar

Post by Mashibinbin » Thu Dec 21, 2006 2:10 pm

Behind door 21 lies a sloppy mess of chocolate that has melted and been reformed and can only be described now as 'a browny'. :P
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Re:Knightmare Advent Calendar

Post by 37Herbie » Fri Dec 22, 2006 9:52 am

Behind Door 22.........

A Bread Roll that looks distinctly like Cedric
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Re:Knightmare Advent Calendar

Post by Drassil » Sat Dec 23, 2006 7:51 pm

Mashibinbin wrote: Behind door 21 lies a sloppy mess of chocolate that has melted and been reformed and can only be described now as 'a browny'. :P
That was a reference to this, I'm guessing.

Behind door 23... a chocolate Festus. Time to bite off the remaining two heads. ;)
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Re:Knightmare Advent Calendar

Post by TheMightyMartin » Sun Dec 24, 2006 1:27 am

Behind door 24:

A Bertie Botts Everyflavour Treguard-Shaped sweet. Looks innocent enough, but when you put it in your mouth the flavour turns out to be "ooooh nasty!"
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Re:Knightmare Advent Calendar

Post by Drassil » Wed Jan 03, 2007 3:54 pm

Malefact wrote: Dooreen is stuck on box 25 and you won't be able to open it unless you get all three true/false questions right. :)
No questions were suggested...

Behind door 25... a chocolate model of Father Christmas climbing down a wellway, whilst wearing the original Helmet of Justice and a knapsack full of presents.
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