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Knightmare Advent Calendar

Post by Drassil » Tue Dec 05, 2006 3:45 pm

I'm hoping this will catch on and become a fun interactive thread...

What do Knightmare and advent calendars have in common? Lots of doors... and though you don't know what's on the other side of them, you hope it's something edible. So here is my idea for this thread: we open the doors on a Knightmare advent calendar. Each day one person posts, saying what they find on the other side of that day's door.

First, I'll bring us up to date.

Behind door 1... a Brother Mace brandy liqueur.
Behind door 2... a white chocolate skull.
Behind door 3... a gold bar toffee.
Behind door 4... a chocolate pencil (some advisors like to chew them).

So, what's behind today's door, door 5?
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Re:Knightmare Advent Calendar

Post by HStorm » Tue Dec 05, 2006 5:46 pm

Behind door 5... a red wizard strawberry whirl?

By the way, which door monster/wall monster/blocker would be on each door?
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Re:Knightmare Advent Calendar

Post by 37Herbie » Wed Dec 06, 2006 8:50 am

Behind Door 6......

A Small Goblin Horn

I suppose the whole calander could be 1 big picture or would 25 different be better?
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Re:Knightmare Advent Calendar

Post by JamesA » Wed Dec 06, 2006 9:41 am

Door 7 - An candy DOWNER pill (the UPPER pill will hopefully feature later on in the calendar)
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Re:Knightmare Advent Calendar

Post by HStorm » Wed Dec 06, 2006 1:07 pm

Behind door 8 there would logically be a chocolate figure shaped like Ariadne.
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Re:Knightmare Advent Calendar

Post by 37Herbie » Wed Dec 06, 2006 1:36 pm

Behind Door 9......

Casper the Key
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Re:Knightmare Advent Calendar

Post by HStorm » Wed Dec 06, 2006 2:53 pm

:-[

*Sets fire to the Calendar*

;)
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Re:Knightmare Advent Calendar

Post by Malefact » Fri Dec 08, 2006 9:25 pm

Dooreen is stuck on box 25 and you won't be able to open it unless you get all three true/false questions right. :)
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Re:Knightmare Advent Calendar

Post by TomDread » Sat Dec 09, 2006 9:19 am

Under Door no. 10- Life force face!

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Re:Knightmare Advent Calendar

Post by Drassil » Mon Dec 11, 2006 4:35 pm

Behind door 11... a Dreadnort made out of gingerbread - a gingerbreadnort, if you will. Now it's our turn to take an arm, perhaps a leg... ;)
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Re:Knightmare Advent Calendar

Post by 37Herbie » Mon Dec 11, 2006 4:45 pm

HStorm wrote: :-[

*Sets fire to the Calendar*

;)
OOhhhhhhh Nasty!
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Re:Knightmare Advent Calendar

Post by HStorm » Mon Dec 11, 2006 5:24 pm

Sorry, it was just a reflex. Someone just has to mention Casper and...

*Sets fire to the calendar again.*

Oops. See?
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Re:Knightmare Advent Calendar

Post by 37Herbie » Mon Dec 11, 2006 5:46 pm

Shame you was not a Dungeoneer in Series 1 or 2 as that could be hillarious

HStorm picks up the Key from the table

Key: Oi, put me down, put me down, what are you doing?

HStorm: What are you then?

Key: I'm Casper, Casper the aaaarrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

HStorm drops the now burning key and leaves it to completely disintegrate

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Re:Knightmare Advent Calendar

Post by HStorm » Mon Dec 11, 2006 5:57 pm

Ah, what a lovely vision that is... Or even better; -

"Oi! Put me down!"
"As you wish." *Gets out hypodermic...*

Behind door 12... a mead-flavoured sweet shaped like a tatty old drinking horn.
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Re:Knightmare Advent Calendar

Post by 37Herbie » Wed Dec 13, 2006 9:24 am

Behind Door 13......

Sylvester's Left Hand
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