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Knightmare Character Jobs

Post by TheBrollachan » Fri Jul 16, 2004 10:21 pm

If the characters of Knightmare were in the real world what jobs would they have?

Example...
I can imagine Treguard as a driving instructor
- the only way is onwards there is no turning back as you are in a one-way street.
- your exit lies ahead of you but a broken down vehical guards your exit.
- warning team temporal roadworks approaching

That should give you an idea of what I mean. ;)
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Post by Crazedhefer » Sat Jul 17, 2004 10:45 am

Skarkill would make a great Bailiff, perhaps.

Or Majida as a health and safety officer, "Ees too dangerous!!"

Or Hordriss as a school teacher/headmaster.

Can anyone think of any others?
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Post by HarveyTowers » Sat Jul 17, 2004 10:48 am

I think Treguard would be presenting BBC2's "Restoration" program

" Dunshelm Castle has been closed to the public since 1995 ..."

"Built upon a set of sewers, overran with Miremen and suffering from troll-king damage, the Black Tower of Goth like all our buildings is supported by a group of voulunteers. This is Mr T. Lissard, himself currently suffering from dryrot..."
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Post by TheBrollachan » Sat Jul 17, 2004 1:00 pm

Elita: Presenting the weakest link

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Post by 123Pooka » Sat Jul 17, 2004 4:57 pm

The troll: security guard

Pickle: funeral director
....come on hes so compassionate!
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Post by LordF » Sat Jul 17, 2004 5:27 pm

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Post by Thanatos » Sat Jul 17, 2004 5:45 pm

Sylvester Hands: child welfare officer
Skarkill: ironmonger
Lissard: elocution tutor
Elita or Cedric: diplomat
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Post by TheBrollachan » Sat Jul 17, 2004 9:01 pm

Julius Scaramonger & Honesty Bartrum: Politicians
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Post by FrightKnight » Sat Jul 17, 2004 10:28 pm

The Brollachan wrote: If the characters of Knightmare were in the real world what jobs would they have?

Example...
I can imagine Treguard as a driving instructor
- the only way is onwards there is no turning back as you are in a one-way street.
- your exit lies ahead of you but a broken down vehical guards your exit.
- warning team temporal roadworks approaching

That should give you an idea of what I mean. ;)
As someone currently taking driving lessons, that feels wonderfully appropriate at the minute... ;D

In fact, substitute 'broken down vehicle' for 'tree' and you'd have my lesson last Thursday! And no, it wasn't Oakley...
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Post by MoanaLiza » Sun Jul 18, 2004 8:33 pm

I stopped taking mine months ago after failing my test for the second time and was told I couldn't splash out on anymore lessons :(. Anyway Snapper Jack would be one of those police officers that hangs around sometimes in one of my local shopping centres, finding out why kidsies aren't in school.
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Post by TheBrollachan » Sun Jul 18, 2004 8:37 pm

Moana Liza wrote: I stopped taking mine months ago after failing my test for the second time and was told I couldn't splash out on anymore lessons :(. Anyway Snapper Jack would be one of those police officers that hangs around sometimes in one of my local shopping centres, finding out why kidsies aren't in school.
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Post by Fidjit » Sun Jul 18, 2004 9:10 pm

Hey guys, missed you all... Been trying to find work recently *hugs* :D What have I missed?
If the only way is onward how would you get home for tea?? :-/

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Post by TheBrollachan » Mon Jul 19, 2004 10:04 am

Getorf, I don't want a hug from you ;)

Anyway thought of another character job...

Mrs Grimwold: Child minder or similar
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Post by darkDescender » Tue Jul 20, 2004 1:58 pm

Brollachan would be wonderful as a Mcdonald's promoter.
"I hunger...So I will have a Big Mac and medium fries, please..."
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Post by Drassil » Tue Jul 20, 2004 3:13 pm

Knightmare: Kid-worthy, Naasty, Inspiring, Groundbreaking, Humorous, Treguard, Mesmerising, Adult-worthy, Rewarding, Essential.

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