International Knightmare!

A discussion of the Knightmare spin-offs from around the world.
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International Knightmare!

Post by Malefact » Thu Mar 06, 2003 5:48 pm

Just imagine it!

"Enter, Stranger!"

WHOOSH!

"Who challenges my dungeon?"

"Howard Johnson III, from Philadelphia,"

"Very well! Call your advisors to us, please!"

"John Boy, Cleetus and Barb!"
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Re: International Knightmare!

Post by Emii » Thu Mar 06, 2003 7:46 pm

*snorts into her chocolate pudding*

That would be pure blasphemy of worst kind! Don't taint the name of Knightmare!
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Re: International Knightmare!

Post by Kieran » Thu Mar 06, 2003 8:26 pm

Internantional Knightmare would, in my opinion be a rather good idea I think.  We kinda had that w/ the Spanish and French versions of Knightmare [which I hope we will one day see, although I am unsure if they still exist on film].

Why is it classed as 'blasphemy of worst kind'???  [looks confused]
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Re: International Knightmare!

Post by Thanatos » Thu Mar 06, 2003 10:15 pm

Never mind International Knigtmare - it's time for the Knightmare International!

Then, viewers, come rally,
And the last fight let us face.
The quest to bring back Knightmare
Unites the human race!
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Re: International Knightmare!

Post by Malefact » Fri Mar 07, 2003 6:19 pm

It'll be like Going For Gold, but GOOD!

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Nice rhyme, btw, Thanatos!  ;)
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Re: International Knightmare!

Post by Ark » Fri Mar 07, 2003 6:43 pm

Forget International Knightmare, I'm dreading the day they decide to do a Celebrity Knightmare.

"David Beckham, Liam Gallagher, Britney Spears too
Guide Sarah Michelle Gellar on her Quest below..."

*shudders* But maybe there's a bright side. If we're lucky, we may see an annoying celebrity get killed in a gory, horrific way. Heh heh heh...

(And yes, I do find all four named celebrities annoying, especially the Dungeoneer. I can't stand Buffy! ;) )
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Re: International Knightmare!

Post by Gerz » Fri Mar 07, 2003 8:51 pm

We could do the corridor of blades for real with celeb Knightmare, not only that change the format a bit and when Sarah Mechielle Gella dies, its Beckhams turn.
Kill them off for real. rid the world of annoying Celebs  ;D
Though it wont matter when that nutter bush turns his nuclear weapons on us!!!
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Re: International Knightmare!

Post by GrimaldineGrimwold » Fri Mar 07, 2003 8:52 pm

What about Hollywood Knightmare, which would be a rehash of the original with Hollywood actors playing the characters? I'm guessing they'd get Sir Ian McKellen (yay!) as Merlin, perhaps Jack Nicholson as Moggamoos.
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Re: International Knightmare!

Post by Emii » Fri Mar 07, 2003 11:32 pm

Oh...dear.
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Re: International Knightmare!

Post by Malefact » Sat Mar 08, 2003 9:27 pm

LOL! Yeah! Also, have Donald Sutherland as Rothberry the Apothecary and Sigorney Weaver as Gretel!  ;D

P.S.: I too detest Buffy. (I wish there was a vomiting smilie I could put in!)
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Re: International Knightmare!

Post by Lowebo » Sun Mar 09, 2003 8:01 pm

How about Hugo Myatt as Treguard? That would be a good idea... hold on, it already is true ;)
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Re: International Knightmare!

Post by Kieran » Sun Mar 09, 2003 8:11 pm

Euch, Hollywood Knightmare, it sounds awful.  I can't see KM being done well by the US in any form at all really, they usually muck every british-come USA show up when it gets over there anyway [eg Dr  Who 1996 Movie  :-/].

I'd still love to kill off some celebs though, although they don't deserve any more special mention than normal players imo grrr!
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Re: International Knightmare!

Post by DavidNewton » Sun Mar 09, 2003 9:32 pm

I can see it now... "Knightmare: The Movie".

Velcome, vatchers of illusion. Zis is Treguard Schwarzenegger, ze dungeon master, and his assistant Jean Claude Van Pickle.
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Re: International Knightmare!

Post by Thanatos » Mon Mar 10, 2003 12:12 am

If we're going to have big names, we'll have Ian McKellen as Treguard, Alan Rickman as Lord Fear, Christopher Lee as Hordriss and Brian Blessed as the ogre.
Nice rhyme, btw, Thanatos!  ;)
Thanks. It's not as good as the proper Internationale, but it's at least better than the Billy Bragg version.  :)
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Re: International Knightmare!

Post by DavidNewton » Mon Mar 10, 2003 11:44 am

Those are good choices. Someone said that the ogre looked like Brian Blessed when we were watching it last weekend.

Alan Rickman would fit the role perfectly -

Alan Rickman: "I'll get you, John McClane."
Alan Rickman: "I'll get you, Robin of Sherwood."
Alan Rickman: "I'll get you, Harry Potter."
Alan Rickman: "I'll get you, Dungeoneer."
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