Favourite quote from Series 3

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Favourite quote from Series 3

Post by Velda » Wed Jun 25, 2003 1:13 pm

I know this type of thing has probably been done before, but as we're seeing Series 3 again I thought I'd like to see what your favourite quote (from Treguard or otherwise) is from this series.

So far (because I haven't seen the rest yet and can't remember them very well) mine are:

Treguard saying "Cliff seems to have come to rather a pointed end" when Cliff died.

Olaf saying to Motley "Oh yes! Ze looting and ze pillaging" after he'd caught up with Leo and Motley appeared.

Mr Grimwold's roaring!

Mrs Grimold saying "Oh 'ello, dearie!" and of course the classic "SHURRUP, FESTUS!"

Mogdred's laughter, it's so evil!
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Re: Favourite quote from Series 3

Post by sda » Thu Jun 26, 2003 12:06 am

"I can see a pie!" springs to mind for some reason. made me laugh!

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Re: Favourite quote from Series 3

Post by Arcengal » Thu Jun 26, 2003 12:43 am

"GERROUTOVIT!!!" (Mrs Grimwold)

"Say hello to the goblins and..." you know the rest.
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Re: Favourite quote from Series 3

Post by GrimaldineGrimwold » Thu Jun 26, 2003 12:58 am

Yeh, unsurprisingly, I'd choose the goblin present bit and anything said by Mrs. G. I laugh whenever I see "her" appear on screen. For some reason the scene where she tries to sell the map always makes me laugh most.
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Re: Favourite quote from Series 3

Post by Whiteknight » Thu Jun 26, 2003 1:28 am

I always laugh when Leo is about to go down the well to level 2.  'Oh, and hurry up because there's an axe coming down on you'.  It's more the calm way the advisors say it than anything else.
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Re: Favourite quote from Series 3

Post by DerbyGem » Thu Jun 26, 2003 2:11 pm

I like these two quotes said in the same sketch (both by Mrs G):

"Knit one, purl one, drop one, grab one, hurl one!"

and

"The first step is the dog...THE DOG...NO FESTUS, I already told you, I don't know what you are!"
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Re: Favourite quote from Series 3

Post by Golgarach » Thu Jun 26, 2003 2:57 pm

It's just got to be the 'Say hello to the goblins and ask if they'd like a present' bit. What a funny way to bow out of the game!  ;D
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Re: Favourite quote from Series 3

Post by GrimaldineGrimwold » Thu Jun 26, 2003 3:46 pm

Yes, the "Knit one..." scene was really good too.

I also like the occasions where the advisors can't decide whether Mrs. G is male or female. Some of them spend ages trying to work it out, even once she's started the scene going.
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Re: Favourite quote from Series 3

Post by NouCamp » Thu Jun 26, 2003 4:30 pm

For me - Mogdred's evil laugh - no other baddie does it better.

I also liked Mrs Grimwold's SHURRRRRRUP FESTAS!! and Mcgrew's insult to Mogdred - who you callin' a hairy barbarian you sisified we monk'???

Oh, the present to the goblins - hilarious.

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Re: Favourite quote from Series 3

Post by DerbyGem » Thu Jun 26, 2003 5:12 pm

Another one I've just remembered - when a team had to tell a joke to Motley so he would push them in the mine cart.

The dungeoneer got it wrong initally...

"Whats the difference between crazy money and a counterfit rabbit..."   ;D
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Re: Favourite quote from Series 3

Post by Crispin » Fri Jun 27, 2003 12:54 am

I always laugh when Leo is about to go down the well to level 2.  'Oh, and hurry up because there's an axe coming down on you'.  It's more the calm way the advisors say it than anything else.
I also like the one where a dungeoneer holds his nose when going down the well.
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Re: Favourite quote from Series 3

Post by Steve » Fri Jun 27, 2003 2:29 am

I like olaf's quote - mentioned earlier in this thread

"oh yeass de lootings and de piligings and de bonkings on de tonkings on de head!"
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Re: Favourite quote from Series 3

Post by GrimaldineGrimwold » Fri Jun 27, 2003 2:39 am

"I can see a pie!" springs to mind for some reason. made me laugh!
Yes, that makes me laugh too. I also like the bit just before when they attempt to put one of the bones from the table in the knapsack- the way Treguard says "They're bones- that's not food- just dried bone" makes me crack up.  
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Re: Favourite quote from Series 3

Post by Arcengal » Sat Jun 28, 2003 5:38 pm

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Re: Favourite quote from Series 3

Post by WhiteDevil » Sat Jun 28, 2003 6:00 pm

one of my favourites has got to be:

Team > Sidestep to your right
Scott > Ok
Team > Stop - Sidestep to your left
Scott walks to his right
Team > No your left
Scott > That is my left
CRASH
Scott > Oh wait, no its not

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