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Re:Favourite quotes

Post by HStorm » Sat Jan 21, 2006 11:01 am

Lord Fear: "Eavesdroppers never hear good of themselves." ZAP!

Majida: "Don't you ever answer a straight question?"
Treguard: "Maybe."
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Re:Favourite quotes

Post by kev_hamster » Sat Jan 21, 2006 1:43 pm

Pickle's 'Bog Off' to the watchers is a favourite of mine.

Totally unexpected and brilliantly said!

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Re:Favourite quotes

Post by Snowcat » Sat Jan 21, 2006 7:28 pm

Lord Fear:- "*Laughs* 2-Nil I believe..... Nice one! *Bong, Bong, Bong*"

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Re:Favourite quotes

Post by darkDescender » Mon Jan 23, 2006 11:32 am

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Top banana, that one.
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Re:Favourite quotes

Post by Wolfshead » Tue Jan 24, 2006 6:34 pm

"Julie, ask the goblins if they'd like a present."

"Ah yes, the lootings and the pillagings, and the bonkings and the tonkings on the head ofcourse. Well this is the orders you know."

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Funniest line from each character?

Post by Canadanne » Thu Jul 05, 2012 9:22 pm

If you had to choose, what do you think was each character's funniest line in the show? (You can pick two, if you like - the wittiest line on paper, and the one that makes you laugh the most because of the way it's delivered or whatever.) Here are some of my choices...

Best line: "Now personally, I can't stand rudeness!"
My favourite: "Stick it in your knapsack!" Only Cedric could make a gift sound like an insult. ;D

Best line: "Oh, if it ain't got any alcohol I'm not interested."
For me, though, Sly's funniest moment is when he's making his excuses to Lord Fear for boozing on the job - the way he goes "I do lots o' walking!" in a really pathetic voice always cracks me up. *g*

Best line: "Opposition? Never heard of him!" :D
My favourite: possibly "Well, enough o' the girlish vapours, now let's get to the rescuin' part!" I love that scene with Gwendoline - the way he just slings her over his shoulder, kicking and screaming is pretty hilarious, especially as she was such a humourless character most of the time.

"January? Oh, come for the sales, have you?"

"Information? I could probably give you some information, like, um, the melting point of some metals." Genius ad-lib!

(Whispered in the dwarf tunnels) "Rhark - you stop playing with that. It be dead!" Generally Raptor just annoys me and I struggle to make out what he's saying, but that line greatly amused me when I noticed it. ;D

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Re: Quotes

Post by shadow6162 » Thu Jul 05, 2012 9:48 pm

A line that I now always use in real life thanks to Lord Fear:
"Thank badness for that!" ;D
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Re: Quotes

Post by Canadanne » Mon Jul 09, 2012 9:01 pm

HStorm wrote:I'm planning to put up an "accumulated wisdom" page on my website, compiling some of the wisest truths ever uttered in the series.

Here's some quotes to be going on with...

"When the going gets cold, the tough get frozen."

"Life goes on... or not."

"You smell like something the cat brought up!"

"Any decision is better than indecision. Well, almost."

"There's only one way to get out [of a monster's stomach]. Well two actually, but we won't go into that!"

"Can you try giving a straight answer for once?"
Funnily enough I had the same idea a while back. I came up with these ones:

"You can always trust something with its head missing." (Gundrada, Series 4)

"You can't sign a peace treaty with a Pooka." (Treguard, Series 7)

"If you invent something new, give it a really pretentious name - everyone goes overboard for it." (Lord Fear, Series 8)

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