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by Velvet
Tue Mar 17, 2009 7:58 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Castle locations/forest scenes
Replies: 86
Views: 68756

Bodiam Castle, S5 Clue Room!

You lot will never guess where I went at the weekend! Bodiam Castle! I went in through the front entrance (oo-err!), walked into the left hand corner and found myself in the season 5 clue room! I'll get a picture of the one I mean soon, but I was surprised when I recognised it! Heh heh heh! The only...
by Velvet
Mon Dec 22, 2008 9:16 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Bribes
Replies: 22
Views: 11046

Re:Bribes

It's not the bribes themselves I'm talking about, it's just that the way they're done is implausible. As soon as the guard has the bar of gold, there's nothing to stop him attacking the dungeoneer anyway. And seeing that Lord F or Mogdred will be angry if they find out that the guard has accepted a...
by Velvet
Mon Dec 22, 2008 9:12 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Daft, inconsequential subject for debate
Replies: 24
Views: 10383

Re:Daft, inconsequential subject for debate

Does Lord Fear have a seat in Parliament? If the Mines of Gore were linked to Dunshelm Castle by a short dwarf tunnel, why didn't adventurers just go straight down there-- bypassing Level 1 and 2? Because the Knightmare quests were to test challengers for knightly qualities. Sending them straight d...
by Velvet
Thu Dec 18, 2008 9:22 am
Forum: Series 8
Topic: Re-assessing Season 8; know what? I like it after all
Replies: 16
Views: 13675

Re:Re-assessing Season 8; know what? I like it after all

I'm working my way through the whole set of seasons and am currently on season 5 (episode 12, I think). I was thinking, 'ah, season 8 isn't going to be up to much, that's a shame - the marathon will end in a downer'. But from your writeup it seems that maybe I've been pessimistic in that view. I loo...
by Velvet
Wed Dec 17, 2008 11:49 am
Forum: Fan Creations
Topic: Fanfiction: The Jester's Child
Replies: 12
Views: 5118

Re:Fanfiction: The Jester's Child

...and chapter 3 is now up! The final one, the end confrontation! Hope you enjoy reading it as much as I did writing it! If anyone wants any more fanfiction from me, please do let me know. I've got several fandoms I intend to write for but I enjoyed this one. Just drop me a line (or, even better, a ...
by Velvet
Wed Dec 17, 2008 11:47 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Daft, inconsequential subject for debate
Replies: 24
Views: 10383

Re:Daft, inconsequential subject for debate

Is it Ah Wok's mobile emporium itself that plays that would-be oriental music when it's being rolled around? Not exactly. Hidden within his emporium is one of those bathing macaques. He sits in a hot tub and, when the emporium is carted along, he reaches across to a lever and turns it like one of t...
by Velvet
Wed Dec 17, 2008 11:35 am
Forum: Jester's Corner
Topic: The Ultimate Knightmare Riddle
Replies: 23
Views: 16853

Re:The Ultimate Knightmare Riddle

Drassil wrote:
More Ultimate Knightmare Riddles welcome. ;)
Alright, then :D

Re: series 4 and 5. Why is half the cast from Dorset all of a sudden, when Dunshelm is supposed to be in up north? We have Pixel, Oakley and the boatman, all with distinct West Country accents. Pourquoi?
by Velvet
Tue Dec 16, 2008 11:53 am
Forum: Jester's Corner
Topic: They would never say...
Replies: 421
Views: 169970

Re:They would never say...

Dungeoneer cornered by goblins, apparently completely unable to escape.

"They call me Cuban Pete, I'm the king of the rhumba beat, when I sing I go chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky-boom!"
by Velvet
Tue Dec 16, 2008 10:47 am
Forum: Jester's Corner
Topic: The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library
Replies: 323
Views: 128856

Re:The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Quit Smoking in 7 Days by Owen Improving the Harmony of a Multi-Elemental Society - complete with audio version by a skull-haunting You Too Can Overcome Extreme Ticklishness by the automaton Get Away from That Wall! 10 Tips For Effective Mingling at a Party by Golgarach Awesome by Default by Sylves...
by Velvet
Mon Dec 15, 2008 4:11 pm
Forum: Jester's Corner
Topic: The Ultimate Knightmare Riddle
Replies: 23
Views: 16853

Re:The Ultimate Knightmare Riddle

The man from Del Monte. *Whistles innocently* Jonathan the dungeoneer walked a few more steps and then came to a halt. "Where am I?" he asked. "You're in what looks like a shop - a fruit shop - and there's a man in a... Hawaiian shirt, and, erm... flip-flops. And he's arranging some kind of fruit i...
by Velvet
Mon Dec 15, 2008 11:42 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Daft, inconsequential subject for debate
Replies: 24
Views: 10383

Re:Daft, inconsequential subject for debate

HStorm wrote: When they're asleep, why do cavernwights make noises like the catacombite?
Have you seen those trunks? Anything with a nose like that is going to snore like an old tractor.
by Velvet
Sat Dec 13, 2008 4:07 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Where's Folly?
Replies: 7
Views: 4086

Where's Folly?

I know that, early in season 3, we met Motley and Treguard told us that he was Folly's replacement, but was there ever more information on what happened to Folly?
by Velvet
Fri Dec 12, 2008 10:23 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Bribes
Replies: 22
Views: 11046

Re:Bribes

Want to be my spin doctor?
by Velvet
Fri Dec 12, 2008 9:40 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Bribes
Replies: 22
Views: 11046

Re:Bribes

Nah. I could never get used to the underwear.
by Velvet
Fri Dec 12, 2008 9:21 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Bribes
Replies: 22
Views: 11046

Re:Bribes

Wait a minute! I've got the most splendid idea! If everybody who gets aggressive in pubs did that then there'd be no violence in high streets up and down the country on a Friday and Saturday night, right? The NHS would save money and everything! If we can get today's impressionable youth to watch K...