Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...
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Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...
eg/ Lord Fear dressed as Batman, Lissard as Robin...
...Festus.
...Festus.
"The alarm, Master! The opposition's tracked them! Oh good grief...look - Lord Fear's frozen Christopher!"
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Re: Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...
An assasin dressed in a white cloak...
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Re: Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...
Morghanna or Malice or Aesandre wearing a short skirt and high heels! ;D
I dunno, all villianesses in KM seem to wear black from top to bottom!
I dunno, all villianesses in KM seem to wear black from top to bottom!
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Whose bottom?
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Re: Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...
Funny you should say that... The first Knightmare gamebook (Can You Beat The Challenge?) quite pointedly features a hamburger as a food source during one of the quests, with the quotation, 'Yes, there's even junk food in the dungeon!' or similar. ::)You would never see fast food in the dungeon.
But how about this?
Advisor: OK, just to your left is a plate of salmon en croute with new potatoes, can you see it?
Dungeoneer: Yeah, but it isn't coated in puff pastry. Yuck. I'm not touching it.
Advisor: You don't actually eat it, you just, like, put it in the bag.
Dungeoneer: La la la, I'm sidestepping right and walking forward...
Technically that is something you wouldn't hear rather than wouldn't see, but hopefully it paints a picture... :)
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Re: Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...
All these are things you'd hope not to see. If you did, you'd have to sidestep to your right onto the psychiatrist's couch pretty darn quickly.
Hordriss in a hula-skirt.
Smirkanorff in suspenders. (Okay, it takes some imagination, I know.)
Grimadine in a garter.
Pickle in panties. ("although I don't know...")
Bumptious in a bra.
Nemanor in knickers. (Were there ever "Knightmare Knickers" when the marketers when mad, I wonder...)
Treguard in a tutu. ("Oh God, my eyes, my lovely eyes, please take the image away...")
Oh, I do like being alliterative today.
Hmm, other things you'd rather not see...
Elita? Not in any particularly unfetching costume, just Elita really.
Hordriss in a hula-skirt.
Smirkanorff in suspenders. (Okay, it takes some imagination, I know.)
Grimadine in a garter.
Pickle in panties. ("although I don't know...")
Bumptious in a bra.
Nemanor in knickers. (Were there ever "Knightmare Knickers" when the marketers when mad, I wonder...)
Treguard in a tutu. ("Oh God, my eyes, my lovely eyes, please take the image away...")
Oh, I do like being alliterative today.
Hmm, other things you'd rather not see...
Elita? Not in any particularly unfetching costume, just Elita really.
"Sometimes of the Grey, but always of the Green, dearie. Shurrup Brollachan! Have you seen Festus, my dear? I need to take him back to Cornwall. " [cackle]
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Elita is offensive! Elita is DEEPLY offensive! (sorry, too much Series 2 lately)
Hmm, other things you'd rather not see...
Elita? Not in any particularly unfetching costume, just Elita really.
ETA: You are also a faceache and a slagrat, so there!
Moving on. You wouldn't see a hot-pink Haunting, Sidriss getting magic right or Goblins having an intelligent conversation about symbolism in Shakespeare.
Or Brother Mace at Alcoholics Anonymous.
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Re: Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...
lagrat
Dearie, that's so rude. Festus, some little elvish ***** is insulting Mummy again. Fetch!
ETA: You are also a faceache and a slagrat, so there!
Dearie, that's so rude. Festus, some little elvish ***** is insulting Mummy again. Fetch!
Or Brother Strange at a book signing, since no publisher in their right mind would buy the rights to his boring old book of proverbs. Muhahaha.Or Brother Mace at Alcoholics Anonymous.
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Or any of us. ;D
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Re: Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...
A teetotal Sylvester Hands anyone? ;)
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Re: Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...
Scarkill in a leotard.
Sylvester Hands in a dinner jacket.
Brother Strange's face.
Sylvester Hands in a dinner jacket.
Brother Strange's face.
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Re: Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...
A close-up of Mrs. G.
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Re: Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...
Lord Fear letting a team use a spyglass for as long as they wish....
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Re: Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...
A team side stepping off the edge and living. Well done team you found the "hidden" path
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Re: Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...
Barry being the boatman - silence!!
Sidriss getting spells correct, her at motley getting it together!
Sidriss getting spells correct, her at motley getting it together!
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