Warning signs!
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Re: Dodgy Warning signs!
Next to Dooris-
"WELCOME TO LEVEL 1, HAVE A HAPPY DAY"
Next to Doorkis-
"WELL DONE FOR GETTING THIS FAR, HAVE A PLEASANT JOURNEY AHEAD"
(You see the way this is going?)
Next to Dooreen:
"HOORAY, YOU'RE ALMOST THERE, LOOK LIVELY AND KEEP SMILING"
"WELCOME TO LEVEL 1, HAVE A HAPPY DAY"
Next to Doorkis-
"WELL DONE FOR GETTING THIS FAR, HAVE A PLEASANT JOURNEY AHEAD"
(You see the way this is going?)
Next to Dooreen:
"HOORAY, YOU'RE ALMOST THERE, LOOK LIVELY AND KEEP SMILING"
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Re: Warning signs!
In Merlin's throne room:
Mind the gap.
On a bowl of "downers":
Please shrink responsibly.
Fireballs in spyglass are closer than they appear.
Mind the gap.
On a bowl of "downers":
Please shrink responsibly.
Fireballs in spyglass are closer than they appear.
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Re: Warning signs!
Genius. I am determined to put that latter one somewhere on the main site.Canadanne wrote:In Merlin's throne room:
Mind the gap.
On a bowl of "downers":
Please shrink responsibly.
Fireballs in spyglass are closer than they appear.
Thought required.
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Re: Dodgy warning signs!
On the entrance to the Level 1 >>> Level 3 short-cut; -
"Warning: Do not enter under pain of neverending controversy."
On the wall of the Block & Tackle; -
" <------- This way down."
Tattooed on Juliet Henry-Massey's forehead; -
"Please do not feed the plank."
"The level two Corridor Of The Catacomb welcomes generous bearers-of-gifts."
On a deck of cards; -
"Warning; Joker subject to misidentification."
Outside Lillith's domain; -
"Beware sore heads, all ye who enter here."
"Warning: Do not enter under pain of neverending controversy."
On the wall of the Block & Tackle; -
" <------- This way down."
Tattooed on Juliet Henry-Massey's forehead; -
"Please do not feed the plank."
"The level two Corridor Of The Catacomb welcomes generous bearers-of-gifts."
On a deck of cards; -
"Warning; Joker subject to misidentification."
Outside Lillith's domain; -
"Beware sore heads, all ye who enter here."
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Re: Warning signs!
From the Opposition's Security Tips for Dungeoneers:
Never tell anyone your password.
Above the dungeon door:
ONE WAY
...or...
Safety helmets must be worn at all times.
On a bottle of potion:
Always read the label.
Never tell anyone your password.
Above the dungeon door:
ONE WAY
...or...
Safety helmets must be worn at all times.
On a bottle of potion:
Always read the label.
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In Lord Fear's castle:
'Day Orf' signs are only to be worn with Lord Fear's permission.
'Day Orf' signs are only to be worn with Lord Fear's permission.
Many years ago I wrote fanfictions. Now I attempt to write sanely.
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Re: Warning signs - Keep Calm and...
After having a bash at my own version of Keep Calm and Barry On (idea from @bonusbucket via James), I created one or two more Keep Calm signs.
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Re: Warning signs! - Keep Calm and...
I've come up with some more; but as the posters for them haven't all come out that well, and the captions are in the URLs anyway, I may as well just post the text here.
So in addition to Keep Calm And Sidestep Left and Keep Calm And Carry Only Two Objects above:
Keep Calm And Carry Plague (Sylvester Hands)
Keep Card And Carry On (Brother Mace)
Keep Calm And Bog Off (Pickle)
Keep Calm And Carry n (Team 7 of Series 2)
Keep Calm And ...Oh Never Mind, It's Velda
Keep Calm And Play Forever (Mogdred)
Keep Calm And Carry One (Hordriss reaching the antechamber at the end of Series 5)
Keep Calm And Cackle On (Heggatty)
Keep Calm And Clarion (end of Series 3 or Series 4)
Keep Calmness And Carry On (Lissard)
Key Calm In Carrion (Team 7 of Series 2, Level 2 clue room)
Dread Kaa And Carry On (Team 1 of Series 3)
Get Anxious And Stop Here (Team 5 of Series 4, Chamber of Opposite Extraction)
Keep Calm And Lift Mug (Team 6 of Series 1; intended for a mug)
Keep Calm And Ca- Ooh, Nasty!
So in addition to Keep Calm And Sidestep Left and Keep Calm And Carry Only Two Objects above:
Keep Calm And Carry Plague (Sylvester Hands)
Keep Card And Carry On (Brother Mace)
Keep Calm And Bog Off (Pickle)
Keep Calm And Carry n (Team 7 of Series 2)
Keep Calm And ...Oh Never Mind, It's Velda
Keep Calm And Play Forever (Mogdred)
Keep Calm And Carry One (Hordriss reaching the antechamber at the end of Series 5)
Keep Calm And Cackle On (Heggatty)
Keep Calm And Clarion (end of Series 3 or Series 4)
Keep Calmness And Carry On (Lissard)
Key Calm In Carrion (Team 7 of Series 2, Level 2 clue room)
Dread Kaa And Carry On (Team 1 of Series 3)
Get Anxious And Stop Here (Team 5 of Series 4, Chamber of Opposite Extraction)
Keep Calm And Lift Mug (Team 6 of Series 1; intended for a mug)
Keep Calm And Ca- Ooh, Nasty!
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Keep Calm and Hunger On (Brollochan)
Many years ago I wrote fanfictions. Now I attempt to write sanely.
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Re: Warning signs!
warning do not talk to goblins
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