A great Knightmare joke...

[GrimaldineGrimwold]

LOL.

Elita's mouth is so big that when she yawns the sun is blotted out and the entire population of Wolfenden think the end of the world is nigh.

[Emii]

Elita's mouth is so big. when she spreads rumours she leaves flattened people in her wake.

[GrimaldineGrimwold]

Okay, that's just the funniest thing I've ever read on this forum. And the old forum. Any forum. Well done, Emii!

She's just outdone herself already tho'.

[Emii]

Elita's mouth is so big she puts lipstick on with a paint roller.

Elita's mouth is so big, she speaks in surround sound.

Elita's mouth is so big, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

Elita's mouth is so foul, when she speaks her teeth duck.

Elita's mouth is so big, it shows up on radar.

[GrimaldineGrimwold]

OMG. For once I'm just lost for words (a problem that never affected darling Elita, of course). Those are amazing!

Elita's mouth is so big Patrick Moore stares into it with a telescope to watch the birth of galaxies.

Elita's mouth is so big it's hosting the Winter Olympics in 2004.

[GrimaldineGrimwold]

Elita's mouth is so big that when she needs dental work done she has to get planning permission.

[JamesA]

lol, pleasure dearie...doubtless she has caused quite a few mood swings in people too!

I swear Pickle advised her not to buy that dodgy Tampax  ;)

[JamesA]

Q. What do you get if you cross Barry with Elita?
A. Wit AND rudeness = one HELL of a mouth!!!!

Or Anne Robinson  :)

[JamesA]

Elita's mouth is so big it's a habitat for a whole community of Brollachans.

That's good

[JamesA]

Elita's mouth is so big she puts lipstick on with a paint roller.

Elita's mouth is so big, she speaks in surround sound.

Elita's mouth is so big, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

Elita's mouth is so foul, when she speaks her teeth duck.

Elita's mouth is so big, it shows up on radar.

:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

[JamesA]

LOL.

Elita's mouth is so big that when she yawns the sun is blotted out and the entire population of Wolfenden think the end of the world is nigh.

Oh no.... the end is nigh  ;D

[JamesA]

Elita's mouth is so big that when she needs dental work done she has to get planning permission.

Ho ho!  ;)

[JamesA]

Time for me to have a go now:

Elita's mouth is so big that it just's swallowed up the whole of Russia.

[JamesA]

Ok, what is Majida's favourite song?

Genie In A Bottle, of course!  ;)

[GrimaldineGrimwold]

Elita's mouth is so big that when she breathes in too quickly the whole universe is sucked into it. Thankfully she's usually too busy insulting people to breathe.