Sorry dearie, I was on a Quest of my own. I got a phone call from Merlin which I took in the Level 1 Payphone (recently replaced by the men from BT after Festus chewed the old one into small pieces unknown vandals destroyed the old one). He said as how he had a potion that could make me into two people again. Well, you know as how I've wanted that for so long, dearie, so I went along. The difficult part came when he said I had to answer two questions correctly to earn the magic. Well, I don't do questions dearie, not you understood out of principle, but because we Grimwolds are just plain stupid, being just a few evolutionary steps from the slime in the Mire and all. So eventually I 'ad to wave my lovely green staff and put the greybearded old fool in some stocks, which he seemed to actually enjoy, if all the horrendous self-indulgent overacting as I left the room with the potion was anything to go by.was just talking [...] and of course a certain dungeon hag/green wizard who after a little while after I posted a message about him not being around for a while, seemed to appear for a short while and then dissappear again!
The amazing potion, however, turned out to be the old fool's cough medicine, and after finishing off the bottle over the last few days I'm now addicted and need quick cash to give the Dungeon's resident drugs baron, Rothberry the Apothecary, in order to feed my new filthy habit. Any ideas gratefully received, dearies.