Re:Knightmare Limericks
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Re:Knightmare Limericks
Look out for an Elf-path
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Re:Knightmare Limericks
For ill-gotten pelf hath
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Re:Knightmare Limericks
Whilst wandering in Dunkley Wood
As no dungeoneer ever should
Look out for an Elf-path
For ill-gotten pelf hath
Been known to tempt elves to no good
As no dungeoneer ever should
Look out for an Elf-path
For ill-gotten pelf hath
Been known to tempt elves to no good
Knightmare: Kid-worthy, Naasty, Inspiring, Groundbreaking, Humorous, Treguard, Mesmerising, Adult-worthy, Rewarding, Essential.
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Re:Knightmare Limericks
The Dunswater's chilly and deep
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Re:Knightmare Limericks
And a ride with the boatman's not cheap
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Re:Knightmare Limericks
You'll come to no harm
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Re:Knightmare Limericks
The Dunswater's chilly and deep
And a ride with the boatman's not cheap
But by crossing his palm...
You'll come to no harm
Until you're across to the keep.
And a ride with the boatman's not cheap
But by crossing his palm...
You'll come to no harm
Until you're across to the keep.
Knightmare: Kid-worthy, Naasty, Inspiring, Groundbreaking, Humorous, Treguard, Mesmerising, Adult-worthy, Rewarding, Essential.
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Re:Knightmare Limericks
And again......
Riddle me this and Riddle me that...
Riddle me this and Riddle me that...
There are but 2 rules in this realm:-
1) He who sees first is the winner...
2) He who is seen first is toast...
1) He who sees first is the winner...
2) He who is seen first is toast...
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Re:Knightmare Limericks
Instead I eat Pie,
Treguard: "Ooh.. nasty. Still, We Can Have A Toilet Break Now - I'm Bursting!"
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Re:Knightmare Limericks
Else life force should die
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Re:Knightmare Limericks
... and a staff hits the table with no congrats.
There are but 2 rules in this realm:-
1) He who sees first is the winner...
2) He who is seen first is toast...
1) He who sees first is the winner...
2) He who is seen first is toast...
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Re:Knightmare Limericks
In honour of the late great John W,
That irascible wizard called Merlin...
That irascible wizard called Merlin...
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