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Those Classicists and their preoccupation with scansion! ;) Ideally, a limerick would have the correct metre all the way through; but as the Moderator says, this is for fun. There is a way to read the current poem aloud and make it scan, by putting emphasis in certain places and pausing in others, so I personally don't perceive a problem with it.

When the team met Lord Fear
Treguard muttered "oh dear"
For they'd come so far
With a fake silver bar
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yo Thanatos chill out man. it's only a bit of fun. listen to the guv'nor. anyway on with the limericks...
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- but they just got a clip round the ear.
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When Simon's team entered the Block and Tackle
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When Simon's team entered the Block and Tackle,
they heard a mysterious cackle.
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When Simon's team found Block and Tackle,
They heard a mysterious cackle.
As Grotbags appeared
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When Simon's team found Block and Tackle,
They heard a mysterious cackle.
As Grotbags appeared
Just as they had feared
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When Simon's team found Block and Tackle,
They heard a mysterious cackle.
As Grotbags appeared
Just as they had feared
And zapped them 'til she heard them crackle.
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Try this one guys:

As Pickle spoke to Treguard one day
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As Pickle spoke to Treguard one day,
the demented Elves' hand went astray
Carpe Diem - sieze the moment.
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Treguard got quite a shock
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As he heard a loud knock
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...And his face went an ashen shade of grey
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There was a young fellow called Gibbet
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Whose temper often went a bit "flippet"
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