They would never say...

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Advisor: "Spellcasting.... C H E A T "

Treguard: "You've done it team - you've mastered the dungeon!"  ;D
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actually in seris 3 mogdred gave them a glory which would make them winners
why do we let these kids mess up our clean and tidy dungeon
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Although the use of that spell would have meant that team succumbed to the dark side....  :-/  :'(
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anyways back to the topic

Mogdred: take off the helmet

Dungoner: yey i can see yo tregaurd dismiss my advisers i dont needem
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S4
Mogdred: Hmm I sense a disturbance in the force
Motley: Perhaps in S5 you are going to be replaced by a different villain with incompetant henchmen and the ability to sit and stare into a spyglass for ages. Someone who has a ridiculously badguylike name such as Lord Fear
      *Prolonged Silence*
Mogdred: actually i meant the curry I had last night. They won't replace me willl they *Sniff* I need this job, I just put in an order for 4000 new goblins. I mean in 4 season I have been in charge 2 have had no winners.
TC: Erm John would you come here a moment
Mogdred: John? There is no John here mortal. Look upon Mogred and quake
TC: Riiight, well look upon your dissmisal and quake!
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actually its quail

LF: hmm this crystal ball needs broadband
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ADVISORS: "It's Morphin' time!"
"The alarm, Master! The opposition's tracked them! Oh good grief...look - Lord Fear's frozen Christopher!"
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Anyone on Aqash's Team:  "I know the answer to that one!"


Pickle:  "Go on, tell them your name."


Lord Fear:  "I feel so ashamed."


Merlin:  "I remember that."


Treguard:  "Mogdred's a big jessie-pants!"
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Julius Scaramounger:

"OH Helow There. Right then Dungeoneer I was going to try and sell you something total uselass, BUT instead I'll give you what you need to complet this level.

AND It's FREE OF CHARGE.


Skarkill To Richard (S5)

"Thats A Goblain Horn That.... But You Tryed Realy hard to convince Me It Was Magic..... Oh What The Heck Go On get Out of here I'll Let You Go.
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Majida:  "I like dees puzzle. It really easy and dunjin-ear has nice clear view of whole room."

Say Emii, did you get the idea for this from the "backwards day" at the end of season two? ;)

Anyway, I want put a transcript of this topic on my website as it's ideal for the sort of articles I usually put up there. That okay with everyone?
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fine by me, is there a link to your website?
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Yeah, I've got no problems with it :)

I did some forum roaming to find out what other fan based forums do for fun (other fan bases, mind) and decided to nick some ideas. Other things that have been done, past or present, are:

Things you will never SEE in the dungeons
You know someone's been messing with the dungeons when...

and

A Great Knightmare Joke

There undoubtedly more - if people would like to remember them and let this good person HStorm know I'm sure he'd be very grateful :)
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It's http://havetstorm.tripod.com/knightmare/index.html, Bob.

And yes please. Anyone who can send me some articles of the type that Emii's suggesting here, I'll be delighted. They'd be absolutely perfect for my site.
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Motley: 'Hello, Sylvester Hands.'

Sidriss: 'Greystagg. We meet at last.'

Merlin: 'Mogdred, a word in your ear...'

Elita: 'You know, Pixel, you're really annoying!'

Brother Mace: 'Ah, Gatemaster. May I introduce myself?'

Gwendoline: 'Why have you kidnapped me, Aesandre? Answer me!'

Lord Fear: 'No, Sir Hugh, I don't need rescuing.'


Blocker: 'Please enter your PIN.'
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Sir Hugh de Witless:  "Oh you need help do you? So what?"
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