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I'm hoping this will catch on and become a fun interactive thread...

What do Knightmare and advent calendars have in common? Lots of doors... and though you don't know what's on the other side of them, you hope it's something edible. So here is my idea for this thread: we open the doors on a Knightmare advent calendar. Each day one person posts, saying what they find on the other side of that day's door.

First, I'll bring us up to date.

Behind door 1... a Brother Mace brandy liqueur.
Behind door 2... a white chocolate skull.
Behind door 3... a gold bar toffee.
Behind door 4... a chocolate pencil (some advisors like to chew them).

So, what's behind today's door, door 5?
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Behind door 5... a red wizard strawberry whirl?

By the way, which door monster/wall monster/blocker would be on each door?
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Behind Door 6......

A Small Goblin Horn

I suppose the whole calander could be 1 big picture or would 25 different be better?
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Door 7 - An candy DOWNER pill (the UPPER pill will hopefully feature later on in the calendar)
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Behind door 8 there would logically be a chocolate figure shaped like Ariadne.
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Behind Door 9......

Casper the Key
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:-[

*Sets fire to the Calendar*

;)
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Dooreen is stuck on box 25 and you won't be able to open it unless you get all three true/false questions right. :)
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Under Door no. 10- Life force face!
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Behind door 11... a Dreadnort made out of gingerbread - a gingerbreadnort, if you will. Now it's our turn to take an arm, perhaps a leg... ;)
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HStorm wrote: :-[

*Sets fire to the Calendar*

;)
OOhhhhhhh Nasty!
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Sorry, it was just a reflex. Someone just has to mention Casper and...

*Sets fire to the calendar again.*

Oops. See?
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Shame you was not a Dungeoneer in Series 1 or 2 as that could be hillarious

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Key: Oi, put me down, put me down, what are you doing?

HStorm: What are you then?

Key: I'm Casper, Casper the aaaarrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

HStorm drops the now burning key and leaves it to completely disintegrate

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Ah, what a lovely vision that is... Or even better; -

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"As you wish." *Gets out hypodermic...*

Behind door 12... a mead-flavoured sweet shaped like a tatty old drinking horn.
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Behind Door 13......

Sylvester's Left Hand
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