You know you've watched too much knightmare when...

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when you attatch big plastic wings to stray dogs and order them to take flight and burn the Fun House to the ground.
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When you ask someone something trivial and when they reply you say 'Truth Accepted' or 'Falsehood' instead of a simple Yes or No! ;D
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When you throw yourself around a corridor like a lunatic because you're pretending there are blades soaring past. (Trust me I've not gone that far)
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When you go into a shop, ask the shop assistant what size bottles of drink they sell, and thinking that the assistant says 'Elita' instead of 'A Litre' ::)
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I was recently trying to type the name 'Eddie Izzard', and had to keep retyping it because I kept on putting 'Lissard' by mistake!

Need I say which of them I find to be the better comedian? ;D
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When you deter someone from eating by bellowing out (a la Cedric) "LEAVE THAT GRUB ALONE!"

Or, blocking someone's way and shouting out "Intruder alert, level 1. The password now or you perish" (A la Gumboil)
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Or, indeed, hiding behind a thin curtain until someone comes, whereby you slowly move forward, the imprint of your face shown on the curtain, and roar out in a deep voice: "PASSWORD" like a blocker.
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Drassil wrote: I was recently trying to type the name 'Eddie Izzard', and had to keep retyping it because I kept on putting 'Lissard' by mistake!

Need I say which of them I find to be the better comedian? ;D
Now if you ssssay the crossssss dressssssing one then that would be difficult to guesssss. I take it you meant the green looking one and not the one who wearssss lipsssstick and heelsssss.
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You write down whatever anyone says to you on a clipboard.
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You refuse to wear that baseball cap your mum got you for Christmas becuase it doesn't have horns.

You look in the bathroom mirror and say, "Show the first brave, stupid fool."
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You think your firends are infact your minions and you insult them for when they do something stupid or incorrectly.
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You start writing a k infront of all words that start with an n
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You handcuff kids unless they bribe you or give you some honey.
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Re:You know you've watched too much knightmare when...

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When you start putting any item of food you can find into your bag, and expect it to relieve your hunger!

When you start sidestepping left and right to get past obstacles, without changing the direction you're looking in.

You refuse to look through a magnifying glass for more than a few seconds in case you get fireballed.

When going through a tunnel, you always keep on walking straight without stopping for anything until you're safely out the other end.

When you won't let someone have any food until you've asked them three riddles.
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When you're in the middle of watching Knightmare, if someone comes is about to come into the room you're in, you say "enter stranger".
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