Re:Let's think of some bad knightmare puns and phrases!!

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Let's think of some bad knightmare puns and phrases!!

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Existing or made-up.

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Re:Let's think of some bad knightmare puns and phrases!!

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Most know this one
Motley to dungeoneer Cliff, series 3 "Mind you don't fall off the cliff"

Other ones that springs to mind:
Snapper Jack to Dunstan, series 8 "Lets hope you don't prove a dunse, Dunstan"

I'm certain Brother Mace has done a few but can't remember them right now
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Yeah most of his latin ones.

*tries to think of some others*
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Treguard: "I don't know about a damp cloth, but I rather think you're in 'hot water', team." (Last ep, season 2)
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Lissard: She calls herself the "Iron-Maiden" lordnesssss!

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Majidas reference to hearing Dunstan (I think) had to take the 'short cut'. (Trying to remember the line)
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Pickle: Dickon's got the horn master
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...not said in the actual episode!

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Treguard: "Then they'll be a clash of symbols, won't there!"
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Treguard: No, team, for the last time, Mogred and Mildred are NOT related.
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Probably because its Mogdred and Mildread
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Brother Mace: "Dickon? Ah, yes - have you not a brother who is a Dominican?"
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Thought you'd like to know that a few "friends" were umm.... prudent enough to ask Dickon.. *ahem* Mr. Hares whether he was on Knightmare or not, and got the following (true) reply

Dickon, present day: " I wasnt just on Knightmare... I Won it!! Come on!!"

That last sentence was right, i think. Or something like "come on"

Now if that quote wasnt bad, i dont know what is...
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Re:Let's think of some bad knightmare puns and phrases!!

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Sorry to nit-pick but I think his surname might be Hess. As Treguard once said, "how would you like someone to get your name wrong?" :)
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Pickle, Series 4 (I think): 'New Forest? What's wrong with the old one?'

Some of the character names in Knightmare were puns, such as Fatilla, Mildread, Skarkill and Aesandre. Of course, the name Knightmare itself is a pun - but a good one!

Here is a Knightmare pun I put forward a while ago. I'm re-posting it not because of what I think of it, but because it caught a lot of people's attention at the time:
Drassil wrote:Pickle [bringing Treguard a cuppa and a Custard Cream during a quest]: 'A new blend of tea for you, Master: PG Tips.'

Treguard: 'Hmm, it's advertised by chimpanzees; I wonder if that's a reflection on the taste? Let's see if it's the 'cuppa that heals', 'ey, Pickle?
[Sips the tea at the same moment as the Dungeoneer falls to his doom.] Oooooh, nice tea!'
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